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Re: The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:56 pm
by The Stately Rhododendron
Cheynem wrote:Your post was insufficiently cracker barrel-y.
Weeeel, I've got a day to do you one.

Had that chemically induced glee last night, made a sponge for some sourdough challah.

King sleep had me in his court though, so I woke up beyond breakfast. Rush to the garden, boss man has me weeding all through lunch. Then I meet some folks to talk about those Yale New haven coalitions on police accountability. We talk well but, well, we talked so long I could make the dough till nearly supper time!

All tha time Jacob wants me to come over (an I don't blame him) but I'm of the kind doubtful of leaders pushing you out before your dough has risen.

My housemate Emma braids tha bread cuz the only thing I've braided is my beard an that didn't go over well.

It's Friday so I've turned the compost, that black muck an I'm two beers in when I get a text about a screening. I walk in just as a short about Slovenian stoners starts. There's coincidences and then there's fate folks.

I'm rambling though. The breads done and I'm running to the station. Field commander Kirk Davidoff I say, citing ol L. Cohen. Stephen, tho, sez Subcommandante Kirk-Davidoff, cuz I'm a "zap-a-yeast-a"

Folks, that's one no and many yeses.

Hope you're not regretful bout your wish Mike.

Remember, just cuz you ain't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

Re: The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:05 pm
by heterodyne
yale student adopts rural patois as schtick, is Cool and Good, more at 11

Re: The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:14 pm
by The Stately Rhododendron
heterodyne wrote:yale student adopts rural patois as schtick, is Cool and Good, more at 11
My schlemihlhood is the only shtick known in my suburban patois.

Re: The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:46 pm
by Aaron's Rod
what does the cracker barrel have to say about the buzzer situation at nats

Re: The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 3:28 pm
by grapesmoker
Aaron's Rod wrote:what does the cracker barrel have to say about the buzzer situation at nats
it's bad

Re: The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:17 pm
by AKKOLADE
if only acf hadn't fired brad's wife

Re: The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:32 pm
by grapesmoker
AKKOLADE wrote:if only acf hadn't fired brad's wife
we what

brad sent us cookies

Re: The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:44 pm
by Cheynem
ACF: American CrackerBarrel Federation.

Re: The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 5:24 pm
by ryanrosenberg
grapesmoker wrote:
AKKOLADE wrote:if only acf hadn't fired brad's wife
we what

brad sent us cookies
this is one of those internet may-mays the youths like

Re: The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 5:51 pm
by grapesmoker
Granny Soberer wrote:
grapesmoker wrote:
AKKOLADE wrote:if only acf hadn't fired brad's wife
we what

brad sent us cookies
this is one of those internet may-mays the youths like
the who

a what

Re: The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 9:58 pm
by Aaron's Rod
grapesmoker wrote:
Aaron's Rod wrote:what does the cracker barrel have to say about the buzzer situation at nats
it's bad
I was hoping to get something stupid out of IKD, but this works too.

Re: The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 10:53 pm
by The Stately Rhododendron
Had a cold, cold Greek beer with several Chicago and Yale people. Called "Alfa." David Allan Coe said Jack Daniels was "The only friend that's never done me wrong," but I'll throw Alfa in there too. Learned about Georgian food, too, an the philosophical origins of Swamp Thing, thanks to Chicago.

Had some good times, some bad times, an' overall a day and a half.

About those buzzers Alex. I once saw a man on a trail an I thought I remembered him so I told him so an he just looked at me an said "I'm troubled!" Turns out I've never met the man in my life!

Slap bowl? "I'm troubled!"

Re: The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 1:10 am
by The Ununtiable Twine
y'all can pretend to be southern but when y'alls done finishin' up dat tricky triangle wit tree too many pegs in it y'all gon be found out, y'hear? ain't nobody from the north can finish with one or two pegs. y'all be thinkin' y'alls smart 'n stuff, but y'all too dum. d-u-m. dum.

*we ain't never had to play no slap bowl at none o' our compytishuns

Re: The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 7:32 am
by Auks Ran Ova
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