Chicago Open 2016 on July 23, 2016 Statistics report for Prelims
Standings Individuals Scoreboard Team Detail Individual Detail Stat Key

Scoreboard

Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 170, Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 120
Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy: Eric Douglass 0 1 0 10, Bryn Douglass 0 1 0 10, Ryan Humphrey 0 3 0 30, Ryan Rosenberg 0 3 0 30
Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name: Carsten Gehring 0 2 0 20, Joelle Smart 0 3 0 30, Corey Haala 0 1 1 5, Sam Braunfeld 0 0 1 -5
Bonuses: Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 8 90 11.25, Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 6 70 11.67

How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 195, Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 115
How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? : Jay Misuk 0 4 2 30, Huma Zafar 0 0 0 0, Joe Su 0 1 0 10, Rein Otsason 0 3 1 25
Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum: JinAh Kim 0 1 1 5, Jaimie Carlson 1 2 1 30, Paul Lee 0 0 0 0, Jacob Manaker 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 8 130 16.25, Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 6 60 10.00

You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 385, Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 55
You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!!: Auroni Gupta 0 2 1 15, Ike Jose 0 6 0 60, Brian McPeak 0 1 1 5, Chris Ray 2 3 1 55
Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy: Eric Douglass 0 2 2 10, Bryn Douglass 0 1 0 10, Ryan Humphrey 0 0 0 0, Ryan Rosenberg 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 14 250 17.86, Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 4 30 7.50

I Write Science Not Tragedies 255, Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 115
Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity: Foster Hughes 0 0 0 0, Athena Kern 0 2 1 15, Daniel Hothem 0 1 3 -5, Ophir 0 4 1 35
I Write Science Not Tragedies: Matt Lafer 0 3 0 30, Ryan Westbrook 0 3 1 25, James Lasker 0 2 0 20, Greg Peterson 0 3 0 30
Bonuses: Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 7 70 10.00, I Write Science Not Tragedies 11 150 13.64

Young Mukherstein 330, God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 155
Young Mukherstein: Jordan Brownstein 4 3 0 90, Eric Mukherjee 0 2 1 15, Will Nediger 2 0 1 25, Jacob Reed 0 1 0 10
God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings: Rob Carson 0 2 0 20, Andrew Hart 0 0 1 -5, Tejas Raje 1 2 0 35, Billy Busse 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: Young Mukherstein 12 190 15.83, God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 6 100 16.67

Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 200, Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 150
Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name: Carsten Gehring 0 0 1 -5, Joelle Smart 0 1 1 5, Corey Haala 0 3 0 30, Sam Braunfeld 0 3 0 30
Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market: Mark Grant 0 1 0 10, Ian Bayley 0 3 0 30, Tamara Vardomskaya 2 1 1 35, Lorin Burte 0 2 1 15
Bonuses: Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 7 90 12.86, Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 9 110 12.22

Golgari Glenn Ross 245, The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 240
The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services: Mike Sorice 0 3 1 25, Matt Bollinger 1 4 1 50, Jerry Vinokurov 0 0 1 -5, Tommy Casalaspi 0 2 0 20
Golgari Glenn Ross: Kurtis Droge 3 4 1 80, Sid Dogra 0 2 0 20, Jason Zhou 0 0 1 -5, Kai Smith 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 10 150 15.00, Golgari Glenn Ross 9 150 16.67

The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 260, Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 110
The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity: Ben Zhang 0 2 1 15, Rafael Krichevsky 0 3 1 25, Jason Golfinos 2 3 2 50, The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 0 0 0 0
Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing?: Jason Asher 0 2 0 20, Adam Fine 0 3 0 30, Matthew Lehmann 0 1 2 0, Mike Etzkorn 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 10 170 17.00, Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 7 50 7.14

Make America Jolly Good Again 255, "I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 145
"I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed: Chris Borglum 0 1 0 10, Billy Beyer 0 1 0 10, Dylan Minarik 0 5 2 40, Kenji Golimlim 0 1 1 5
Make America Jolly Good Again: Will Alston 0 2 1 15, Andrew Wang 2 1 0 40, Joey Goldman 0 1 0 10, Richard Yu 1 2 1 30
Bonuses: "I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 8 80 10.00, Make America Jolly Good Again 9 160 17.78

You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 340, If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 20
If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue: Chinmay Kansara 0 0 1 -5, Charles Martin 0 2 1 15
You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?!: Max Schindler 0 4 0 40, Stephen Liu 1 4 1 50, Sam Bailey 0 1 1 5, Trevor Davis 0 3 1 25
Bonuses: If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 2 10 5.00, You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 13 220 16.92

The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 495, Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 40
The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services: Mike Sorice 0 5 1 45, Matt Bollinger 2 5 1 75, Jerry Vinokurov 1 3 0 45, Tommy Casalaspi 0 1 0 10
Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name: Carsten Gehring 0 0 0 0, Joelle Smart 0 1 0 10, Corey Haala 0 0 0 0, Sam Braunfeld 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 17 320 18.82, Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 2 20 10.00

You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 405, Golgari Glenn Ross 45
You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!!: Auroni Gupta 1 5 1 60, Ike Jose 0 4 1 35, Brian McPeak 0 3 0 30, Chris Ray 0 0 0 0
Golgari Glenn Ross: Kurtis Droge 0 3 1 25, Sid Dogra 0 0 1 -5, Jason Zhou 0 0 1 -5, Kai Smith 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 13 280 21.54, Golgari Glenn Ross 3 30 10.00

Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 165, Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 140
Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy: Eric Douglass 0 3 1 25, Bryn Douglass 0 3 0 30, Ryan Humphrey 0 1 0 10, Ryan Rosenberg 0 0 0 0
Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity: Foster Hughes 0 0 0 0, Athena Kern 0 4 0 40, Daniel Hothem 0 0 0 0, Ophir 1 2 1 30
Bonuses: Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 7 100 14.29, Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 7 70 10.00

Young Mukherstein 395, You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 170
Young Mukherstein: Jordan Brownstein 1 4 0 55, Eric Mukherjee 1 5 0 65, Will Nediger 0 0 1 -5, Jacob Reed 0 2 0 20
You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?!: Max Schindler 0 2 1 15, Stephen Liu 0 2 2 10, Sam Bailey 1 1 0 25, Trevor Davis 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: Young Mukherstein 13 260 20.00, You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 6 120 20.00

Make America Jolly Good Again 290, Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 125
Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market: Mark Grant 0 1 0 10, Ian Bayley 0 1 0 10, Tamara Vardomskaya 0 2 0 20, Lorin Burte 0 1 1 5
Make America Jolly Good Again: Will Alston 1 4 1 50, Andrew Wang 0 4 1 35, Joey Goldman 0 1 0 10, Richard Yu 1 0 0 15
Bonuses: Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 5 80 16.00, Make America Jolly Good Again 11 180 16.36

The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 270, A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 130
The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity: Ben Zhang 0 0 0 0, Rafael Krichevsky 1 7 0 85, Jason Golfinos 0 3 1 25
A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy: Charles Hang 0 2 2 10, Seth Ebner 0 1 0 10, Will Mason 0 1 0 10, Patrick Butenhoff 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 11 160 14.55, A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 5 90 18.00

Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 250, If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 10
If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue: Chinmay Kansara 0 1 0 10, Charles Martin 0 0 0 0
Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway: Evan Adams 0 5 2 40, Naveed Chowdhury 1 3 0 45, Chris Manners 0 0 0 0, Cody Voight 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 1 0 0.00, Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 10 160 16.00

God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 360, How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 20
God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings: Rob Carson 0 5 1 45, Andrew Hart 0 1 0 10, Tejas Raje 1 3 0 45, Billy Busse 0 3 0 30
How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? : Jay Misuk 0 1 0 10, Huma Zafar 0 0 0 0, Joe Su 0 0 0 0, Rein Otsason 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 13 230 17.69, How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 1 10 10.00

Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 210, Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 65
Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing?: Jason Asher 0 1 1 5, Adam Fine 0 4 0 40, Matthew Lehmann 1 0 0 15, Mike Etzkorn 0 3 0 30
Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum: JinAh Kim 0 1 0 10, Jaimie Carlson 1 0 1 10, Paul Lee 0 0 2 -10, Jacob Manaker 0 2 1 15
Bonuses: Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 9 120 13.33, Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 4 40 10.00

You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 205, Make America Jolly Good Again 190
Make America Jolly Good Again: Will Alston 1 4 3 40, Andrew Wang 0 0 1 -5, Joey Goldman 0 0 1 -5, Richard Yu 0 3 0 30
You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!!: Auroni Gupta 0 2 0 20, Ike Jose 1 1 3 10, Brian McPeak 0 0 0 0, Chris Ray 0 4 3 25
Bonuses: Make America Jolly Good Again 8 130 16.25, You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 8 150 18.75

Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 135, Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 75
Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name: Carsten Gehring 0 0 1 -5, Joelle Smart 0 3 0 30, Corey Haala 0 0 0 0, Sam Braunfeld 0 5 2 40
Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity: Foster Hughes 0 0 0 0, Athena Kern 0 1 0 10, Daniel Hothem 0 0 0 0, Ophir 0 2 3 5
Bonuses: Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 8 70 8.75, Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 3 60 20.00

"I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 195, Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 175
Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market: Mark Grant 0 3 0 30, Ian Bayley 0 1 1 5, Tamara Vardomskaya 0 3 0 30, Lorin Burte 0 0 0 0
"I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed: Chris Borglum 0 1 0 10, Billy Beyer 0 2 0 20, Dylan Minarik 0 5 3 35, Kenji Golimlim 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 7 110 15.71, "I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 9 120 13.33

The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 300, Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 50
The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services: Mike Sorice 1 4 1 50, Matt Bollinger 1 4 3 40, Jerry Vinokurov 0 2 0 20, Tommy Casalaspi 0 0 0 0
Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy: Eric Douglass 0 0 0 0, Bryn Douglass 0 2 0 20, Ryan Humphrey 0 1 0 10, Ryan Rosenberg 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 12 190 15.83, Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 3 20 6.67

Golgari Glenn Ross 155, I Write Science Not Tragedies 150
I Write Science Not Tragedies: Matt Lafer 0 2 0 20, Ryan Westbrook 1 1 1 20, James Lasker 0 1 1 5, Greg Peterson 0 2 1 15
Golgari Glenn Ross: Kurtis Droge 2 5 0 80, Sid Dogra 0 1 0 10, Jason Zhou 0 0 2 -10, Kai Smith 0 0 1 -5
Bonuses: I Write Science Not Tragedies 7 90 12.86, Golgari Glenn Ross 8 80 10.00

A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 210, Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 45
Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum: JinAh Kim 0 0 0 0, Jaimie Carlson 0 2 0 20, Paul Lee 0 0 0 0, Jacob Manaker 0 1 1 5
A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy: Charles Hang 1 5 1 60, Seth Ebner 0 1 0 10, Will Mason 0 2 0 20, Patrick Butenhoff 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 3 20 6.67, A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 11 100 9.09

God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 210, You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 150
You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?!: Max Schindler 0 1 0 10, Stephen Liu 1 1 2 15, Sam Bailey 0 3 1 25, Trevor Davis 0 1 0 10
God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings: Rob Carson 0 5 1 45, Andrew Hart 0 1 2 0, Tejas Raje 1 1 0 25, Billy Busse 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 7 90 12.86, God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 10 120 12.00

Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 135, How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 105
How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? : Jay Misuk 1 2 1 30, Huma Zafar 0 0 1 -5, Joe Su 0 1 0 10, Rein Otsason 0 1 0 10
Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing?: Jason Asher 0 0 3 -15, Adam Fine 1 4 0 55, Matthew Lehmann 0 2 1 15, Mike Etzkorn 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 5 60 12.00, Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 7 80 11.43

Young Mukherstein 435, Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 75
Young Mukherstein: Jordan Brownstein 1 4 1 50, Eric Mukherjee 1 2 1 30, Will Nediger 1 3 0 45, Jacob Reed 0 3 0 30
Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway: Evan Adams 0 0 3 -15, Naveed Chowdhury 0 1 0 10, Chris Manners 0 2 0 20, Cody Voight 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Young Mukherstein 15 280 18.67, Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 4 50 12.50

The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 400, Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 75
Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market: Mark Grant 1 2 1 30, Ian Bayley 0 0 0 0, Tamara Vardomskaya 0 1 0 10, Lorin Burte 0 0 1 -5
The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services: Mike Sorice 0 3 0 30, Matt Bollinger 1 3 0 45, Jerry Vinokurov 0 3 1 25, Tommy Casalaspi 0 4 0 40
Bonuses: Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 4 40 10.00, The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 14 260 18.57

"I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 255, Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 90
Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name: Carsten Gehring 0 1 0 10, Joelle Smart 0 2 0 20, Corey Haala 0 2 1 15, Sam Braunfeld 0 1 1 5
"I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed: Chris Borglum 0 1 0 10, Billy Beyer 0 3 0 30, Dylan Minarik 0 1 1 5, Kenji Golimlim 0 5 0 50
Bonuses: Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 6 40 6.67, "I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 10 160 16.00

Golgari Glenn Ross 245, Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 70
Golgari Glenn Ross: Kurtis Droge 1 5 2 55, Sid Dogra 0 2 1 15, Jason Zhou 0 1 1 5, Kai Smith 0 1 0 10
Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy: Eric Douglass 0 2 1 15, Bryn Douglass 0 1 0 10, Ryan Humphrey 0 1 1 5, Ryan Rosenberg 0 0 2 -10
Bonuses: Golgari Glenn Ross 10 160 16.00, Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 4 50 12.50

You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 325, I Write Science Not Tragedies 165
You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!!: Auroni Gupta 1 7 0 85, Ike Jose 0 0 1 -5, Brian McPeak 0 0 2 -10, Chris Ray 0 3 1 25
I Write Science Not Tragedies: Matt Lafer 0 4 0 40, Ryan Westbrook 0 1 1 5, James Lasker 0 2 1 15, Greg Peterson 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 11 230 20.91, I Write Science Not Tragedies 8 100 12.50

Young Mukherstein 440, The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 160
Young Mukherstein: Jordan Brownstein 2 3 1 55, Eric Mukherjee 1 2 1 30, Will Nediger 1 2 0 35, Jacob Reed 1 2 1 30
The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity: Ben Zhang 0 1 0 10, Rafael Krichevsky 1 2 0 35, Jason Golfinos 1 1 0 25
Bonuses: Young Mukherstein 14 290 20.71, The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 6 90 15.00

You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 280, How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 115
You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?!: Max Schindler 0 3 1 25, Stephen Liu 2 1 0 40, Sam Bailey 1 2 0 35, Trevor Davis 0 0 0 0
How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? : Jay Misuk 0 4 2 30, Huma Zafar 0 0 1 -5, Joe Su 0 1 0 10, Rein Otsason 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 9 180 20.00, How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 6 70 11.67

Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 165, A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 105
A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy: Charles Hang 1 2 2 25, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 2 0 20, Patrick Butenhoff 0 0 0 0
Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing?: Jason Asher 0 3 1 25, Adam Fine 0 1 0 10, Matthew Lehmann 0 0 0 0, Mike Etzkorn 0 3 0 30
Bonuses: A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 5 60 12.00, Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 7 100 14.29

If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 110, Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 95
If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue: Chinmay Kansara 0 4 0 40, Charles Martin 0 2 0 20
Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum: JinAh Kim 0 2 1 15, Jaimie Carlson 0 1 0 10, Paul Lee 0 0 0 0, Jacob Manaker 1 1 1 20
Bonuses: If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 6 50 8.33, Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 5 50 10.00

God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 415, Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway -15
Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway: Evan Adams 0 0 1 -5, Naveed Chowdhury 0 0 0 0, Chris Manners 0 0 0 0, Cody Voight 0 0 2 -10
God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings: Rob Carson 1 5 1 60, Andrew Hart 0 3 0 30, Tejas Raje 2 3 1 55, Billy Busse 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 0 0 0.00, God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 15 260 17.33

I Write Science Not Tragedies 175, Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 145
I Write Science Not Tragedies: Matt Lafer 0 1 0 10, Ryan Westbrook 0 2 1 15, James Lasker 0 1 1 5, Greg Peterson 0 4 1 35
Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy: Eric Douglass 0 4 1 35, Bryn Douglass 0 1 0 10, Ryan Humphrey 0 2 0 20, Ryan Rosenberg 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: I Write Science Not Tragedies 8 110 13.75, Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 8 70 8.75

Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 260, Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 85
Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity: Foster Hughes 0 0 0 0, Athena Kern 1 3 0 45, Daniel Hothem 0 3 0 30, Ophir 1 3 0 45
Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market: Mark Grant 2 0 0 30, Ian Bayley 0 0 2 -10, Tamara Vardomskaya 1 1 2 15, Lorin Burte 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 11 140 12.73, Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 4 50 12.50

Make America Jolly Good Again 290, Golgari Glenn Ross 205
Golgari Glenn Ross: Kurtis Droge 1 3 0 45, Sid Dogra 0 1 1 5, Jason Zhou 0 1 0 10, Kai Smith 1 1 0 25
Make America Jolly Good Again: Will Alston 1 1 2 15, Andrew Wang 1 2 2 25, Joey Goldman 2 1 1 35, Richard Yu 1 1 0 25
Bonuses: Golgari Glenn Ross 8 120 15.00, Make America Jolly Good Again 10 190 19.00

You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 360, Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 30
Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name: Carsten Gehring 0 0 0 0, Joelle Smart 0 1 1 5, Corey Haala 0 0 0 0, Sam Braunfeld 0 1 1 5
You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!!: Auroni Gupta 0 5 3 35, Ike Jose 1 0 2 5, Brian McPeak 0 0 1 -5, Chris Ray 1 6 0 75
Bonuses: Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 2 20 10.00, You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 13 250 19.23

The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 395, "I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 65
The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services: Mike Sorice 0 1 1 5, Matt Bollinger 1 2 0 35, Jerry Vinokurov 0 4 1 35, Tommy Casalaspi 1 3 0 45
"I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed: Chris Borglum 0 2 0 20, Billy Beyer 0 0 0 0, Dylan Minarik 0 1 0 10, Kenji Golimlim 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 12 275 22.92, "I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 4 30 7.50

You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 270, The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 100
The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity: Ben Zhang 0 1 3 -5, Rafael Krichevsky 1 1 0 25, Jason Golfinos 0 2 0 20
You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?!: Max Schindler 0 3 0 30, Stephen Liu 0 3 1 25, Sam Bailey 0 3 0 30, Trevor Davis 1 0 0 15
Bonuses: The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 5 60 12.00, You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 10 170 17.00

Young Mukherstein 430, Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 70
Young Mukherstein: Jordan Brownstein 5 1 1 80, Eric Mukherjee 0 0 1 -5, Will Nediger 1 2 0 35, Jacob Reed 2 3 0 60
Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing?: Jason Asher 0 0 0 0, Adam Fine 1 2 0 35, Matthew Lehmann 0 0 0 0, Mike Etzkorn 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: Young Mukherstein 14 260 18.57, Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 4 30 7.50

Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 215, How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 185
Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway: Evan Adams 0 2 1 15, Naveed Chowdhury 1 1 0 25, Chris Manners 0 3 0 30, Cody Voight 0 1 1 5
How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? : Jay Misuk 0 4 0 40, Huma Zafar 0 0 0 0, Joe Su 0 1 0 10, Rein Otsason 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 8 140 17.50, How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 8 100 12.50

A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 310, If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 25
If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue: Chinmay Kansara 0 2 0 20, Charles Martin 0 0 1 -5
A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy: Charles Hang 0 4 0 40, Seth Ebner 0 2 0 20, Will Mason 1 4 1 50, Patrick Butenhoff 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 2 10 5.00, A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 12 190 15.83

A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 200, How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 60
A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy: Charles Hang 1 4 1 50, Seth Ebner 0 1 0 10, Will Mason 0 2 0 20, Patrick Butenhoff 0 1 0 10
How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? : Jay Misuk 0 2 0 20, Huma Zafar 0 0 0 0, Joe Su 0 1 0 10, Rein Otsason 0 3 0 30
Bonuses: A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 9 110 12.22, How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 6 0 0.00

The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 345, I Write Science Not Tragedies 85
The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services: Mike Sorice 0 4 0 40, Matt Bollinger 0 4 1 35, Jerry Vinokurov 0 0 1 -5, Tommy Casalaspi 1 3 0 45
I Write Science Not Tragedies: Matt Lafer 1 0 0 15, Ryan Westbrook 0 1 2 0, James Lasker 0 0 0 0, Greg Peterson 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 12 230 19.17, I Write Science Not Tragedies 4 50 12.50

"I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 210, Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 125
"I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed: Chris Borglum 1 2 0 35, Billy Beyer 0 1 0 10, Dylan Minarik 0 5 2 40, Kenji Golimlim 0 1 1 5
Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity: Foster Hughes 0 1 0 10, Athena Kern 1 2 1 30, Daniel Hothem 0 1 1 5, Ophir 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: "I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 10 120 12.00, Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 7 60 8.57

You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 200, Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 190
Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway: Evan Adams 0 4 0 40, Naveed Chowdhury 0 0 0 0, Chris Manners 0 2 0 20, Cody Voight 0 2 2 10
You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?!: Max Schindler 0 1 2 0, Stephen Liu 0 6 1 55, Sam Bailey 0 0 1 -5, Trevor Davis 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 8 120 15.00, You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 9 130 14.44

Make America Jolly Good Again 230, Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 35
Make America Jolly Good Again: Will Alston 0 3 1 25, Andrew Wang 1 4 2 45, Joey Goldman 0 1 0 10, Richard Yu 1 1 0 25
Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy: Eric Douglass 0 0 0 0, Bryn Douglass 0 0 0 0, Ryan Humphrey 0 1 2 0, Ryan Rosenberg 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: Make America Jolly Good Again 11 125 11.36, Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 2 30 15.00

The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 220, God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 200
God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings: Rob Carson 0 6 2 50, Andrew Hart 0 1 0 10, Tejas Raje 0 2 0 20, Billy Busse 0 0 2 -10
The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity: Ben Zhang 0 2 0 20, Rafael Krichevsky 1 2 0 35, Jason Golfinos 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 9 130 14.44, The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 8 130 16.25

You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 315, Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 135
You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!!: Auroni Gupta 0 2 3 5, Ike Jose 0 1 0 10, Brian McPeak 0 3 0 30, Chris Ray 2 5 2 70
Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market: Mark Grant 0 0 1 -5, Ian Bayley 0 3 0 30, Tamara Vardomskaya 0 1 0 10, Lorin Burte 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 13 200 15.38, Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 6 80 13.33

Young Mukherstein 375, Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 80
Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum: JinAh Kim 0 2 0 20, Jaimie Carlson 0 1 0 10, Paul Lee 0 0 0 0, Jacob Manaker 0 1 0 10
Young Mukherstein: Jordan Brownstein 1 5 2 55, Eric Mukherjee 1 4 2 45, Will Nediger 0 0 0 0, Jacob Reed 0 2 1 15
Bonuses: Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 4 40 10.00, Young Mukherstein 13 260 20.00

Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 210, If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 45
If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue: Chinmay Kansara 0 2 1 15, Charles Martin 0 1 2 0
Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing?: Jason Asher 0 2 0 20, Adam Fine 1 5 0 65, Matthew Lehmann 0 2 1 15, Mike Etzkorn 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 3 30 10.00, Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 10 110 11.00

The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 275, How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 100
How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? : Jay Misuk 0 1 2 0, Huma Zafar 1 0 0 15, Joe Su 0 1 0 10, Rein Otsason 0 2 1 15
The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity: Ben Zhang 0 1 1 5, Rafael Krichevsky 0 8 0 80, Jason Golfinos 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 5 60 12.00, The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 11 170 15.45

Young Mukherstein 490, If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 45
If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue: Chinmay Kansara 1 2 1 30, Charles Martin 0 0 1 -5
Young Mukherstein: Jordan Brownstein 1 2 3 20, Eric Mukherjee 2 4 0 70, Will Nediger 1 2 0 35, Jacob Reed 1 3 0 45
Bonuses: If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 3 20 6.67, Young Mukherstein 16 320 20.00

Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 160, Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 120
Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum: JinAh Kim 0 2 1 15, Jaimie Carlson 1 2 0 35, Paul Lee 0 0 0 0, Jacob Manaker 0 2 2 10
Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway: Evan Adams 0 1 1 5, Naveed Chowdhury 0 1 0 10, Chris Manners 0 3 0 30, Cody Voight 0 2 1 15
Bonuses: Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 7 60 8.57, Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 7 100 14.29

God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 310, A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 45
God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings: Rob Carson 0 2 1 15, Andrew Hart 0 5 1 45, Tejas Raje 0 2 0 20, Billy Busse 1 2 1 30
A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy: Charles Hang 0 2 1 15, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 1 1 5, Patrick Butenhoff 0 0 1 -5
Bonuses: God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 12 200 16.67, A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 3 30 10.00

The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 285, Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 95
Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity: Foster Hughes 1 1 0 25, Athena Kern 0 2 1 15, Daniel Hothem 0 1 0 10, Ophir 0 1 1 5
The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services: Mike Sorice 0 2 0 20, Matt Bollinger 0 5 2 40, Jerry Vinokurov 0 1 1 5, Tommy Casalaspi 0 4 2 30
Bonuses: Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 6 40 6.67, The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 12 190 15.83

Golgari Glenn Ross 170, Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 135
Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market: Mark Grant 1 1 0 25, Ian Bayley 0 2 1 15, Tamara Vardomskaya 0 2 0 20, Lorin Burte 0 1 1 5
Golgari Glenn Ross: Kurtis Droge 0 6 2 50, Sid Dogra 0 1 1 5, Jason Zhou 0 0 0 0, Kai Smith 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 7 70 10.00, Golgari Glenn Ross 8 110 13.75

You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 235, "I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 100
You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!!: Auroni Gupta 1 3 2 35, Ike Jose 0 2 2 10, Brian McPeak 0 1 1 5, Chris Ray 0 2 1 15
"I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed: Chris Borglum 0 0 0 0, Billy Beyer 0 0 1 -5, Dylan Minarik 0 4 2 30, Kenji Golimlim 1 1 0 25
Bonuses: You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 9 170 18.89, "I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 6 50 8.33

Make America Jolly Good Again 355, I Write Science Not Tragedies 125
I Write Science Not Tragedies: Matt Lafer 0 2 0 20, Ryan Westbrook 0 1 1 5, James Lasker 0 1 0 10, Greg Peterson 0 1 0 10
Make America Jolly Good Again: Will Alston 1 5 1 60, Andrew Wang 1 2 1 30, Joey Goldman 0 2 2 10, Richard Yu 1 0 0 15
Bonuses: I Write Science Not Tragedies 5 80 16.00, Make America Jolly Good Again 12 240 20.00

I Write Science Not Tragedies 170, Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 120
Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name: Carsten Gehring 2 0 0 30, Joelle Smart 0 2 2 10, Corey Haala 0 0 0 0, Sam Braunfeld 0 1 0 10
I Write Science Not Tragedies: Matt Lafer 0 2 1 15, Ryan Westbrook 0 1 1 5, James Lasker 0 0 1 -5, Greg Peterson 1 4 0 55
Bonuses: Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 5 70 14.00, I Write Science Not Tragedies 8 100 12.50

You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 420, Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 100
Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity: Foster Hughes 0 0 0 0, Athena Kern 0 2 1 15, Daniel Hothem 0 2 0 20, Ophir 0 0 1 -5
You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!!: Auroni Gupta 0 4 1 35, Ike Jose 0 8 0 80, Brian McPeak 0 1 0 10, Chris Ray 0 3 1 25
Bonuses: Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 4 70 17.50, You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 16 270 16.88

Golgari Glenn Ross 305, "I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 205
"I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed: Chris Borglum 1 1 0 25, Billy Beyer 0 1 0 10, Dylan Minarik 0 1 0 10, Kenji Golimlim 0 2 0 20
Golgari Glenn Ross: Kurtis Droge 0 4 1 35, Sid Dogra 1 1 0 25, Jason Zhou 1 2 0 35, Kai Smith 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: "I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 6 140 23.33, Golgari Glenn Ross 11 190 17.27

God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 325, Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 165
God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings: Rob Carson 0 3 0 30, Andrew Hart 1 3 2 35, Tejas Raje 0 1 0 10, Billy Busse 0 2 0 20
Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing?: Jason Asher 0 3 0 30, Adam Fine 0 1 1 5, Matthew Lehmann 0 2 1 15, Mike Etzkorn 1 0 0 15
Bonuses: God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 10 230 23.00, Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 7 100 14.29

The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 435, Make America Jolly Good Again 205
Make America Jolly Good Again: Will Alston 0 1 0 10, Andrew Wang 0 2 1 15, Joey Goldman 0 0 0 0, Richard Yu 2 2 0 50
The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services: Mike Sorice 0 4 0 40, Matt Bollinger 0 1 0 10, Jerry Vinokurov 0 1 0 10, Tommy Casalaspi 2 3 1 55
Bonuses: Make America Jolly Good Again 7 130 18.57, The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 11 320 29.09

How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 130, If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 55
How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? : Jay Misuk 0 3 1 25, Huma Zafar 0 1 1 5, Joe Su 0 1 0 10, Rein Otsason 0 1 0 10
If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue: Chinmay Kansara 0 0 1 -5, Charles Martin 0 3 0 30
Bonuses: How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 6 80 13.33, If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 3 30 10.00

Young Mukherstein 480, A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 105
Young Mukherstein: Jordan Brownstein 2 2 2 40, Eric Mukherjee 1 3 1 40, Will Nediger 1 2 0 35, Jacob Reed 1 3 0 45
A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy: Charles Hang 1 3 1 40, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 0 1 -5, Patrick Butenhoff 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: Young Mukherstein 15 320 21.33, A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 4 70 17.50

You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 390, Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 95
Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum: JinAh Kim 0 2 1 15, Jaimie Carlson 0 1 0 10, Paul Lee 0 0 0 0, Jacob Manaker 1 1 1 20
You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?!: Max Schindler 0 3 1 25, Stephen Liu 1 6 1 70, Sam Bailey 1 1 0 25, Trevor Davis 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 5 50 10.00, You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 14 250 17.86

The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 230, Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 175
Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway: Evan Adams 0 1 1 5, Naveed Chowdhury 1 1 0 25, Chris Manners 1 0 0 15, Cody Voight 1 1 1 20
The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity: Ben Zhang 0 1 1 5, Rafael Krichevsky 1 4 2 45, Jason Golfinos 0 3 0 30
Bonuses: Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 6 110 18.33, The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 9 150 16.67

Golgari Glenn Ross 205, Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 155
Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity: Foster Hughes 1 0 1 10, Athena Kern 0 2 0 20, Daniel Hothem 0 2 0 20, Ophir 1 1 2 15
Golgari Glenn Ross: Kurtis Droge 0 2 3 5, Sid Dogra 0 6 0 60, Jason Zhou 0 1 0 10, Kai Smith 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 7 90 12.86, Golgari Glenn Ross 10 120 12.00

Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 230, Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 205
Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway: Evan Adams 0 1 2 0, Naveed Chowdhury 0 2 0 20, Chris Manners 1 4 0 55, Cody Voight 0 1 0 10
Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing?: Jason Asher 0 4 0 40, Adam Fine 0 4 2 30, Matthew Lehmann 0 3 0 30, Mike Etzkorn 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 9 120 13.33, Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 11 130 11.82

Make America Jolly Good Again 310, Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 95
Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name: Carsten Gehring 0 1 0 10, Joelle Smart 0 2 0 20, Corey Haala 0 1 0 10, Sam Braunfeld 0 0 1 -5
Make America Jolly Good Again: Will Alston 2 1 2 30, Andrew Wang 1 4 1 50, Joey Goldman 2 1 0 40, Richard Yu 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 4 60 15.00, Make America Jolly Good Again 13 170 13.08

"I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 220, Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 65
Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy: Eric Douglass 0 1 1 5, Bryn Douglass 0 1 0 10, Ryan Humphrey 0 1 0 10, Ryan Rosenberg 0 1 0 10
"I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed: Chris Borglum 0 1 2 0, Billy Beyer 0 1 0 10, Dylan Minarik 0 6 1 55, Kenji Golimlim 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 4 30 7.50, "I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 11 120 10.91

You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 295, The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 150
The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services: Mike Sorice 0 1 0 10, Matt Bollinger 0 5 1 45, Jerry Vinokurov 1 1 1 20, Tommy Casalaspi 0 0 1 -5
You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!!: Auroni Gupta 0 5 0 50, Ike Jose 1 1 0 25, Brian McPeak 0 0 1 -5, Chris Ray 1 3 2 35
Bonuses: The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services 8 80 10.00, You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!! 11 190 17.27

God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 310, If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 15
God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings: Rob Carson 0 5 3 35, Andrew Hart 0 3 0 30, Tejas Raje 0 4 0 40, Billy Busse 0 2 1 15
If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue: Chinmay Kansara 0 0 0 0, Charles Martin 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 14 190 13.57, If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 1 10 10.00

I Write Science Not Tragedies 165, Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 130
I Write Science Not Tragedies: Matt Lafer 0 2 0 20, Ryan Westbrook 0 3 1 25, James Lasker 0 1 1 5, Greg Peterson 0 2 1 15
Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market: Mark Grant 0 3 1 25, Ian Bayley 0 2 0 20, Tamara Vardomskaya 0 2 1 15, Lorin Burte 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: I Write Science Not Tragedies 8 100 12.50, Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 7 70 10.00

The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 245, Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 195
Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum: JinAh Kim 0 1 1 5, Jaimie Carlson 0 4 1 35, Paul Lee 1 1 0 25, Jacob Manaker 0 1 0 10
The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity: Ben Zhang 0 6 1 55, Rafael Krichevsky 0 4 1 35, Jason Golfinos 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 8 120 15.00, The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 11 150 13.64

You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 305, A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 155
You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?!: Max Schindler 0 3 0 30, Stephen Liu 4 4 0 100, Sam Bailey 0 0 0 0, Trevor Davis 0 1 1 5
A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy: Charles Hang 0 4 0 40, Seth Ebner 0 1 0 10, Will Mason 1 1 0 25, Patrick Butenhoff 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 12 170 14.17, A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 7 80 11.43

The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 330, If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 30
If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue: Chinmay Kansara 0 2 0 20, Charles Martin 0 0 0 0
The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity: Ben Zhang 1 2 0 35, Rafael Krichevsky 1 5 1 60, Jason Golfinos 1 3 0 45
Bonuses: If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game Of Clue 2 10 5.00, The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity 13 190 14.62

Young Mukherstein 460, How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 65
How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? : Jay Misuk 0 1 0 10, Huma Zafar 1 0 0 15, Joe Su 0 0 0 0, Rein Otsason 0 1 0 10
Young Mukherstein: Jordan Brownstein 4 1 0 70, Eric Mukherjee 2 2 2 40, Will Nediger 1 2 2 25, Jacob Reed 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? 3 30 10.00, Young Mukherstein 15 290 19.33

God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 290, Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 60
God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings: Rob Carson 0 4 0 40, Andrew Hart 0 3 1 25, Tejas Raje 1 3 0 45, Billy Busse 0 1 0 10
Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum: JinAh Kim 0 0 0 0, Jaimie Carlson 0 3 0 30, Paul Lee 0 0 0 0, Jacob Manaker 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings 12 170 14.17, Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum 3 30 10.00

A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 215, Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 95
Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway: Evan Adams 0 1 0 10, Naveed Chowdhury 0 1 0 10, Chris Manners 0 3 1 25, Cody Voight 0 0 4 -20
A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy: Charles Hang 0 6 0 60, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 1 1 0 25, Patrick Butenhoff 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway 5 70 14.00, A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy 10 110 11.00

Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 250, Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 20
Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market: Mark Grant 0 2 0 20, Ian Bayley 0 7 1 65, Tamara Vardomskaya 0 2 0 20, Lorin Burte 0 0 1 -5
Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy: Eric Douglass 0 0 0 0, Bryn Douglass 0 0 0 0, Ryan Humphrey 0 0 0 0, Ryan Rosenberg 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market 11 150 13.64, Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy 1 10 10.00

Make America Jolly Good Again 285, Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 110
Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity: Foster Hughes 0 1 2 0, Athena Kern 1 1 0 25, Daniel Hothem 0 0 0 0, Ophir 1 1 0 25
Make America Jolly Good Again: Will Alston 1 3 0 45, Andrew Wang 0 3 0 30, Joey Goldman 0 2 0 20, Richard Yu 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity 5 60 12.00, Make America Jolly Good Again 11 170 15.45

"I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 165, I Write Science Not Tragedies 135
I Write Science Not Tragedies: Matt Lafer 0 0 0 0, Ryan Westbrook 0 1 1 5, James Lasker 0 2 1 15, Greg Peterson 0 3 1 25
"I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed: Chris Borglum 1 2 0 35, Billy Beyer 0 1 0 10, Dylan Minarik 0 5 1 45, Kenji Golimlim 0 0 1 -5
Bonuses: I Write Science Not Tragedies 6 90 15.00, "I Like Taxes," Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed 9 80 8.89

Golgari Glenn Ross 180, Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 120
Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name: Carsten Gehring 0 1 0 10, Joelle Smart 0 2 0 20, Corey Haala 0 1 0 10, Sam Braunfeld 0 2 2 10
Golgari Glenn Ross: Kurtis Droge 0 5 1 45, Sid Dogra 0 0 0 0, Jason Zhou 0 1 0 10, Kai Smith 0 2 1 15
Bonuses: Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name 6 70 11.67, Golgari Glenn Ross 8 110 13.75

You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 285, Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 120
You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?!: Max Schindler 0 3 0 30, Stephen Liu 1 5 0 65, Sam Bailey 0 2 2 10, Trevor Davis 0 0 0 0
Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing?: Jason Asher 0 0 0 0, Adam Fine 0 2 0 20, Matthew Lehmann 0 1 0 10, Mike Etzkorn 0 3 0 30
Bonuses: You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?! 11 180 16.36, Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing? 6 60 10.00