ACRONYM 14 Online on February 21, 2021
Statistics report for Playoffs
| Standings | Individuals | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Individual Detail | Round Report | Stat Key |
Team Detail
The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Team Bart Harley Jarvis | W | 555 | 155 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 27.75 | inf | inf | 14 | 380 | 27.14 |
| The Bus That's Probably Not As Fast As That Other Bus | L | 370 | 385 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 18.50 | inf | inf | 9 | 250 | 27.78 |
| I Don't Really Care, Do (NM)U? | W | 450 | 320 | 3 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 22.50 | 3.00 | 12.00 | 12 | 320 | 26.67 |
| The Bus That's Probably Not As Fast As That Other Bus | W | 630 | 145 | 11 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 31.50 | 11.00 | 16.00 | 16 | 420 | 26.25 |
| Total | 2005 | 1005 | 27 | 24 | 2 | 80 | 25.06 | 13.50 | 25.50 | 51 | 1370 | 26.86 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Rob Carson | The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down | 4.0 | 9 | 8 | 2 | 80 | 2.56 | 4.50 | 8.50 | 205 | 51.25 |
| Dr. Mike Cheyne | The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down | 4.0 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 80 | 2.12 | inf | inf | 170 | 42.50 |
| Carsten Gehring | The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down | 4.0 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 80 | 1.38 | inf | inf | 110 | 27.50 |
| Sam Ross | The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down | 4.0 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 80 | 1.88 | inf | inf | 150 | 37.50 |
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Kevin Durant Burner Account | L | 185 | 339 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 9.25 | 2.00 | 8.00 | 8 | 100 | 12.50 |
| Taking Care of Quizness | L | 170 | 350 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 8.50 | 3.00 | 8.00 | 8 | 80 | 10.00 |
| Stevie P's Broth Warriors | L | 160 | 385 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 8.00 | 0.00 | 3.50 | 7 | 100 | 14.29 |
| Total | 515 | 1074 | 5 | 18 | 4 | 60 | 8.58 | 1.25 | 5.75 | 23 | 280 | 12.17 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Alyssa Ford | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 3.0 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 60 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 11.00 | 120 | 40.00 |
| Jared Zaun | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 3.0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 60 | 0.17 | 0.00 | inf | 10 | 3.33 |
| Connor R | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 3.0 | 2 | 9 | 3 | 60 | 1.75 | 0.67 | 3.67 | 105 | 35.00 |
Never Gonna Give NMU Up
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Package Handlers | L | 265 | 295 | 2 | 8 | 3 | 20 | 13.25 | 0.67 | 3.33 | 10 | 170 | 17.00 |
| Carletwo | W | 310 | 240 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 20 | 15.50 | 3.00 | 4.50 | 9 | 200 | 22.22 |
| No Tees in Toronto | L | 245 | 320 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 12.25 | inf | inf | 9 | 130 | 14.44 |
| Total | 820 | 855 | 13 | 15 | 5 | 60 | 13.67 | 2.60 | 5.60 | 28 | 500 | 17.86 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Andrew Semak | Never Gonna Give NMU Up | 3.0 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 60 | 2.25 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 135 | 45.00 |
| Rachael Peters | Never Gonna Give NMU Up | 3.0 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 60 | 1.25 | 2.00 | 7.00 | 75 | 25.00 |
| Deleena Simon | Never Gonna Give NMU Up | 3.0 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 60 | 1.92 | inf | inf | 115 | 38.33 |
| Ellie Valot | Never Gonna Give NMU Up | 3.0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 60 | -0.08 | 0.00 | 0.00 | -5 | -1.67 |
I Know What NMU Did Last Summer
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| The Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists | L | 200 | 345 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 10.00 | 2.00 | 6.00 | 6 | 135 | 22.50 |
| Mac-a-lester | L | 215 | 350 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 10.75 | inf | inf | 7 | 130 | 18.57 |
| Quadruple Serving of Cake | L | 290 | 395 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 14.50 | 1.00 | 4.50 | 9 | 200 | 22.22 |
| Total | 705 | 1090 | 7 | 15 | 3 | 60 | 11.75 | 2.33 | 7.33 | 22 | 465 | 21.14 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Brett Mattson | I Know What NMU Did Last Summer | 3.0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 60 | 1.42 | inf | inf | 85 | 28.33 |
| Ella Uren | I Know What NMU Did Last Summer | 3.0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 60 | 0.33 | 0.00 | inf | 20 | 6.67 |
| Kenzie Pierson | I Know What NMU Did Last Summer | 3.0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 60 | 0.75 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 45 | 15.00 |
| Tyler Fisher | I Know What NMU Did Last Summer | 3.0 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 60 | 1.50 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 90 | 30.00 |
₰ (Team Formerly Known as Sadness Factory)
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| East Point Police | W | 315 | 170 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 15.75 | 4.00 | 11.00 | 11 | 190 | 17.27 |
| Ce N'est Pas Un Acronyme | W | 355 | 110 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 17.75 | 4.00 | 12.00 | 12 | 220 | 18.33 |
| Here's How Bernie Can Still Win: | L | 200 | 365 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 10.00 | 1.00 | 7.00 | 7 | 130 | 18.57 |
| Total | 870 | 645 | 9 | 21 | 3 | 60 | 14.50 | 3.00 | 10.00 | 30 | 540 | 18.00 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Tanner Sether | ₰ (Team Formerly Known as Sadness Factory) | 3.0 | 4 | 8 | 2 | 60 | 2.17 | 2.00 | 6.00 | 130 | 43.33 |
| Ben Callister | ₰ (Team Formerly Known as Sadness Factory) | 3.0 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 60 | 1.17 | 1.00 | 7.00 | 70 | 23.33 |
| Veronica Freund | ₰ (Team Formerly Known as Sadness Factory) | 3.0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 60 | 1.08 | inf | inf | 65 | 21.67 |
| Connor Skidmore | ₰ (Team Formerly Known as Sadness Factory) | 3.0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 60 | 1.08 | inf | inf | 65 | 21.67 |
I Don't Really Care, Do (NM)U?
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| The Bus That's Probably Not As Fast As That Other Bus | W | 475 | 235 | 6 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 23.75 | 6.00 | 14.00 | 14 | 310 | 22.14 |
| Team Bart Harley Jarvis | W | 515 | 265 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 25.75 | inf | inf | 13 | 350 | 26.92 |
| The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down | L | 320 | 450 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 16.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 8 | 220 | 27.50 |
| The Bus That's Probably Not As Fast As That Other Bus | L | 300 | 455 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 15.00 | 5.00 | 8.00 | 8 | 200 | 25.00 |
| Total | 1610 | 1405 | 24 | 19 | 4 | 80 | 20.12 | 6.00 | 10.75 | 43 | 1080 | 25.12 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Paul Flaminio | I Don't Really Care, Do (NM)U? | 4.0 | 12 | 7 | 2 | 80 | 3.00 | 6.00 | 9.50 | 240 | 60.00 |
| Jakob Lippert | I Don't Really Care, Do (NM)U? | 4.0 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 80 | 1.44 | 4.00 | 10.00 | 115 | 28.75 |
| Eric Pitz | I Don't Really Care, Do (NM)U? | 4.0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 80 | 1.12 | inf | inf | 90 | 22.50 |
| Kendall Plapp | I Don't Really Care, Do (NM)U? | 4.0 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 80 | 1.06 | 4.00 | 7.00 | 85 | 21.25 |
No Tees in Toronto
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Carletwo | W | 310 | 215 | 3 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 15.50 | 3.00 | 12.00 | 12 | 180 | 15.00 |
| Package Handlers | W | 315 | 265 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 15.75 | 6.00 | 10.00 | 10 | 190 | 19.00 |
| Never Gonna Give NMU Up | W | 320 | 245 | 1 | 10 | 1 | 20 | 16.00 | 1.00 | 11.00 | 11 | 210 | 19.09 |
| Total | 945 | 725 | 10 | 23 | 3 | 60 | 15.75 | 3.33 | 11.00 | 33 | 580 | 17.58 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Jeremy Skalla | No Tees in Toronto | 3.0 | 5 | 9 | 1 | 60 | 2.67 | 5.00 | 14.00 | 160 | 53.33 |
| Scott Gorsuch | No Tees in Toronto | 3.0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 60 | 0.42 | inf | inf | 25 | 8.33 |
| Ben Greiber | No Tees in Toronto | 3.0 | 4 | 13 | 2 | 60 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 8.50 | 180 | 60.00 |
Quadruple Serving of Cake
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Mac-a-lester | W | 490 | 40 | 4 | 12 | 2 | 20 | 24.50 | 2.00 | 8.00 | 16 | 320 | 20.00 |
| The Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists | L | 280 | 300 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 20 | 14.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 10 | 160 | 16.00 |
| I Know What NMU Did Last Summer | W | 395 | 290 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 19.75 | inf | inf | 11 | 270 | 24.55 |
| Total | 1165 | 630 | 13 | 24 | 4 | 60 | 19.42 | 3.25 | 9.25 | 37 | 750 | 20.27 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Adam McCune | Quadruple Serving of Cake | 3.0 | 6 | 14 | 1 | 60 | 3.75 | 6.00 | 20.00 | 225 | 75.00 |
| Satish Uppaluri | Quadruple Serving of Cake | 3.0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 60 | 0.50 | 1.00 | 3.00 | 30 | 10.00 |
| Atef Ali | Quadruple Serving of Cake | 3.0 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 60 | 1.25 | 2.00 | 7.00 | 75 | 25.00 |
| Jackson Hampton | Quadruple Serving of Cake | 3.0 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 60 | 1.42 | 4.00 | 7.00 | 85 | 28.33 |
Stevie P's Broth Warriors
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Taking Care of Quizness | W | 310 | 255 | 2 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 15.50 | inf | inf | 10 | 200 | 20.00 |
| Kevin Durant Burner Account | W | 400 | 200 | 3 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 20.00 | 3.00 | 12.00 | 12 | 270 | 22.50 |
| ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | W | 385 | 160 | 3 | 9 | 2 | 20 | 19.25 | 1.50 | 6.00 | 12 | 260 | 21.67 |
| Total | 1095 | 615 | 8 | 26 | 3 | 60 | 18.25 | 2.67 | 11.33 | 34 | 730 | 21.47 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Douglas Meeker | Stevie P's Broth Warriors | 3.0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 60 | 0.17 | 0.00 | inf | 10 | 3.33 |
| Marianne Gunnarson | Stevie P's Broth Warriors | 3.0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 60 | 0.58 | inf | inf | 35 | 11.67 |
| Peter Blanchfield | Stevie P's Broth Warriors | 3.0 | 6 | 13 | 2 | 60 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 9.50 | 210 | 70.00 |
| Bjorn Holtey | Stevie P's Broth Warriors | 3.0 | 1 | 10 | 1 | 60 | 1.83 | 1.00 | 11.00 | 110 | 36.67 |
Here's How Bernie Can Still Win:
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Ce N'est Pas Un Acronyme | W | 275 | 250 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 20 | 13.75 | 1.33 | 3.00 | 9 | 180 | 20.00 |
| East Point Police | W | 395 | 225 | 6 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 19.75 | 6.00 | 13.00 | 13 | 240 | 18.46 |
| ₰ (Team Formerly Known as Sadness Factory) | W | 365 | 200 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 18.25 | inf | inf | 11 | 240 | 21.82 |
| Total | 1035 | 675 | 13 | 20 | 4 | 60 | 17.25 | 3.25 | 8.25 | 33 | 660 | 20.00 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Marcus Burrow | Here's How Bernie Can Still Win: | 3.0 | 10 | 14 | 2 | 60 | 4.67 | 5.00 | 12.00 | 280 | 93.33 |
| Allison Hargreaves | Here's How Bernie Can Still Win: | 3.0 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 60 | 0.83 | 1.00 | 5.00 | 50 | 16.67 |
| Katherine Crockett | Here's How Bernie Can Still Win: | 3.0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 60 | 0.33 | 1.00 | 2.00 | 20 | 6.67 |
| Carl Yaeger | Here's How Bernie Can Still Win: | 3.0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 60 | 0.42 | inf | inf | 25 | 8.33 |
The Bus That's Probably Not As Fast As That Other Bus
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| I Don't Really Care, Do (NM)U? | L | 235 | 475 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 20 | 11.75 | 0.75 | 1.50 | 6 | 180 | 30.00 |
| The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down | W | 385 | 370 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 19.25 | 8.00 | 10.00 | 10 | 250 | 25.00 |
| Team Bart Harley Jarvis | W | 470 | 190 | 5 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 23.50 | 5.00 | 12.00 | 12 | 330 | 27.50 |
| I Don't Really Care, Do (NM)U? | W | 455 | 300 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 22.75 | inf | inf | 12 | 290 | 24.17 |
| The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down | L | 145 | 630 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 20 | 7.25 | 0.50 | 2.00 | 4 | 110 | 27.50 |
| Total | 1690 | 1965 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 100 | 16.90 | 3.25 | 5.50 | 44 | 1160 | 26.36 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Dan Burgess | The Bus That's Probably Not As Fast As That Other Bus | 5.0 | 13 | 6 | 4 | 100 | 2.35 | 3.25 | 4.75 | 235 | 47.00 |
| Mike Olson | The Bus That's Probably Not As Fast As That Other Bus | 5.0 | 7 | 8 | 2 | 100 | 1.75 | 3.50 | 7.50 | 175 | 35.00 |
| Derek Sillerud | The Bus That's Probably Not As Fast As That Other Bus | 5.0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 100 | 0.60 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 60 | 12.00 |
| James Magnuson | The Bus That's Probably Not As Fast As That Other Bus | 5.0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 100 | 0.60 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 60 | 12.00 |
Taking Care of Quizness
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Stevie P's Broth Warriors | L | 255 | 310 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 20 | 12.75 | inf | inf | 10 | 150 | 15.00 |
| ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | W | 350 | 170 | 4 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 17.50 | 2.00 | 5.50 | 11 | 230 | 20.91 |
| Kevin Durant Burner Account | L | 230 | 405 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 11.50 | inf | inf | 7 | 150 | 21.43 |
| Total | 835 | 885 | 7 | 21 | 2 | 60 | 13.92 | 3.50 | 14.00 | 28 | 530 | 18.93 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Avery Lembke | Taking Care of Quizness | 3.0 | 5 | 18 | 1 | 60 | 4.17 | 5.00 | 23.00 | 250 | 83.33 |
| Nick Tunks | Taking Care of Quizness | 3.0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 60 | 0.83 | inf | inf | 50 | 16.67 |
| Thomas Lenz | Taking Care of Quizness | 3.0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 60 | 0.08 | 0.00 | 1.00 | 5 | 1.67 |
Mac-a-lester
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Quadruple Serving of Cake | L | 40 | 490 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 20 | 2.00 | 0.33 | 1.00 | 3 | 20 | 6.67 |
| I Know What NMU Did Last Summer | W | 350 | 215 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 17.50 | inf | inf | 12 | 200 | 16.67 |
| The Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists | W | 380 | 250 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 19.00 | inf | inf | 11 | 250 | 22.73 |
| Total | 770 | 955 | 11 | 15 | 3 | 60 | 12.83 | 3.67 | 8.67 | 26 | 470 | 18.08 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Karson Hegrenes | Mac-a-lester | 3.0 | 5 | 9 | 3 | 60 | 2.50 | 1.67 | 4.67 | 150 | 50.00 |
| Aaron Backs | Mac-a-lester | 3.0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 60 | 1.67 | inf | inf | 100 | 33.33 |
| Ari Holcombe Pomerance | Mac-a-lester | 3.0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 60 | 0.83 | inf | inf | 50 | 16.67 |
Ce N'est Pas Un Acronyme
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Here's How Bernie Can Still Win: | L | 250 | 275 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 12.50 | 0.00 | inf | 11 | 140 | 12.73 |
| ₰ (Team Formerly Known as Sadness Factory) | L | 110 | 355 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 5.50 | 0.00 | 3.00 | 6 | 60 | 10.00 |
| East Point Police | L | 205 | 380 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 10.25 | inf | inf | 7 | 130 | 18.57 |
| Total | 565 | 1010 | 1 | 23 | 2 | 60 | 9.42 | 0.50 | 12.00 | 24 | 330 | 13.75 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Rishav Dasgupta | Ce N'est Pas Un Acronyme | 3.0 | 1 | 11 | 1 | 60 | 2.00 | 1.00 | 12.00 | 120 | 40.00 |
| Pritika Dasgupta | Ce N'est Pas Un Acronyme | 3.0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 60 | 0.25 | 0.00 | 2.00 | 15 | 5.00 |
| David Mo | Ce N'est Pas Un Acronyme | 3.0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 60 | 1.67 | 0.00 | inf | 100 | 33.33 |
| Mariana Wilson | Ce N'est Pas Un Acronyme | 1.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0.00 |
The Zettabytes
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Gustavus2 | W | 205 | 155 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 10.25 | inf | inf | 9 | 110 | 12.22 |
| Gustavus2 | L | 135 | 155 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 6.75 | inf | inf | 6 | 70 | 11.67 |
| Gustavus2 | W | 195 | 95 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 9.75 | inf | inf | 9 | 100 | 11.11 |
| Total | 535 | 405 | 3 | 21 | 0 | 60 | 8.92 | inf | inf | 24 | 280 | 11.67 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Kelsey Fahland | The Zettabytes | 3.0 | 1 | 11 | 0 | 60 | 2.08 | inf | inf | 125 | 41.67 |
| Bay Murphy | The Zettabytes | 3.0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 60 | 0.67 | 0.00 | inf | 40 | 13.33 |
| Ben Renken | The Zettabytes | 3.0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 60 | 0.92 | inf | inf | 55 | 18.33 |
| Marjorie Larsen | The Zettabytes | 3.0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 60 | 0.58 | inf | inf | 35 | 11.67 |
Carletwo
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| No Tees in Toronto | L | 215 | 310 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 10.75 | 0.50 | 4.00 | 8 | 140 | 17.50 |
| Never Gonna Give NMU Up | L | 240 | 310 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 12.00 | 3.00 | 8.00 | 8 | 150 | 18.75 |
| Package Handlers | L | 290 | 330 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 14.50 | inf | inf | 9 | 190 | 21.11 |
| Total | 745 | 950 | 6 | 19 | 3 | 60 | 12.42 | 2.00 | 8.33 | 25 | 480 | 19.20 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Eryk Jones | Carletwo | 3.0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 60 | 0.58 | inf | inf | 35 | 11.67 |
| Jimmy Bice | Carletwo | 3.0 | 3 | 13 | 2 | 60 | 2.75 | 1.50 | 8.00 | 165 | 55.00 |
| Sam Gloss | Carletwo | 3.0 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 60 | 1.08 | 2.00 | 6.00 | 65 | 21.67 |
The Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| I Know What NMU Did Last Summer | W | 345 | 200 | 2 | 11 | 1 | 20 | 17.25 | 2.00 | 13.00 | 13 | 210 | 16.15 |
| Quadruple Serving of Cake | W | 300 | 280 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 15.00 | inf | inf | 9 | 190 | 21.11 |
| Mac-a-lester | L | 250 | 380 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 12.50 | 1.00 | 8.00 | 8 | 170 | 21.25 |
| Total | 895 | 860 | 7 | 23 | 2 | 60 | 14.92 | 3.50 | 15.00 | 30 | 570 | 19.00 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Sam German | The Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists | 3.0 | 4 | 11 | 1 | 60 | 2.75 | 4.00 | 15.00 | 165 | 55.00 |
| Mary Pat German | The Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists | 3.0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 60 | 0.33 | 0.00 | inf | 20 | 6.67 |
| Mark Schreck | The Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists | 3.0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 60 | 1.00 | 0.00 | inf | 60 | 20.00 |
| Louis German | The Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists | 3.0 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 60 | 1.33 | 3.00 | 7.00 | 80 | 26.67 |
Team Bart Harley Jarvis
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down | L | 155 | 555 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 7.75 | 1.50 | 2.50 | 5 | 100 | 20.00 |
| I Don't Really Care, Do (NM)U? | L | 265 | 515 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 13.25 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 7 | 180 | 25.71 |
| The Bus That's Probably Not As Fast As That Other Bus | L | 190 | 470 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 9.50 | 5.00 | 8.00 | 8 | 90 | 11.25 |
| Total | 610 | 1540 | 13 | 7 | 5 | 60 | 10.17 | 2.60 | 4.00 | 20 | 370 | 18.50 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Jacob Mox | Team Bart Harley Jarvis | 3.0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 60 | 1.75 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 105 | 35.00 |
| Abigail Cornett | Team Bart Harley Jarvis | 3.0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 60 | 0.67 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 40 | 13.33 |
| Ryan Skotzke | Team Bart Harley Jarvis | 3.0 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 60 | 1.58 | 4.00 | 8.00 | 95 | 31.67 |
East Point Police
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| ₰ (Team Formerly Known as Sadness Factory) | L | 170 | 315 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 8.50 | 1.00 | 7.00 | 7 | 100 | 14.29 |
| Here's How Bernie Can Still Win: | L | 225 | 395 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 11.25 | inf | inf | 7 | 140 | 20.00 |
| Ce N'est Pas Un Acronyme | W | 380 | 205 | 3 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 19.00 | 3.00 | 12.00 | 12 | 250 | 20.83 |
| Total | 775 | 915 | 7 | 19 | 2 | 60 | 12.92 | 3.50 | 13.00 | 26 | 490 | 18.85 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Austin Wilder | East Point Police | 3.0 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 60 | 1.83 | 0.00 | 6.00 | 110 | 36.67 |
| Andrew Morton | East Point Police | 3.0 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 60 | 1.92 | inf | inf | 115 | 38.33 |
| Priti Samant | East Point Police | 3.0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 60 | 0.50 | inf | inf | 30 | 10.00 |
| Sara Morton | East Point Police | 3.0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 60 | 0.50 | inf | inf | 30 | 10.00 |
Kevin Durant Burner Account
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | W | 339 | 185 | 6 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 16.95 | 3.00 | 5.50 | 11 | 209 | 19.00 |
| Stevie P's Broth Warriors | L | 200 | 400 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 10.00 | 1.00 | 3.50 | 7 | 130 | 18.57 |
| Taking Care of Quizness | W | 405 | 230 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 20.25 | inf | inf | 13 | 240 | 18.46 |
| Total | 944 | 815 | 15 | 16 | 4 | 60 | 15.73 | 3.75 | 7.75 | 31 | 579 | 18.68 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Lucas Sun | Kevin Durant Burner Account | 3.0 | 7 | 7 | 2 | 60 | 2.75 | 3.50 | 7.00 | 165 | 55.00 |
| Joram Zaragoza | Kevin Durant Burner Account | 3.0 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 60 | 1.33 | 2.00 | 3.50 | 80 | 26.67 |
| Austin Zhang | Kevin Durant Burner Account | 3.0 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 60 | 2.00 | inf | inf | 120 | 40.00 |
Package Handlers
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Never Gonna Give NMU Up | W | 295 | 265 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 20 | 14.75 | 1.00 | 1.80 | 9 | 205 | 22.78 |
| No Tees in Toronto | L | 265 | 315 | 1 | 8 | 4 | 20 | 13.25 | 0.25 | 2.25 | 9 | 190 | 21.11 |
| Carletwo | W | 330 | 290 | 6 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 16.50 | 3.00 | 5.50 | 11 | 200 | 18.18 |
| Total | 890 | 870 | 12 | 17 | 11 | 60 | 14.83 | 1.09 | 2.64 | 29 | 595 | 20.52 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Dylan Marske | Package Handlers | 3.0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 60 | 0.92 | inf | inf | 55 | 18.33 |
| Mitchell Mollet | Package Handlers | 3.0 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 60 | 1.33 | 1.00 | 2.00 | 80 | 26.67 |
| Jacob Kelly | Package Handlers | 3.0 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 60 | 2.08 | 0.83 | 2.17 | 125 | 41.67 |
| Ben Gustafson | Package Handlers | 3.0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 60 | 0.58 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 35 | 11.67 |
Gustavus2
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| The Zettabytes | L | 155 | 205 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 7.75 | 2.00 | 6.00 | 6 | 90 | 15.00 |
| The Zettabytes | W | 155 | 135 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 7.75 | inf | inf | 8 | 70 | 8.75 |
| The Zettabytes | L | 95 | 195 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 4.75 | 0.00 | 5.00 | 5 | 50 | 10.00 |
| Total | 405 | 535 | 3 | 16 | 2 | 60 | 6.75 | 1.50 | 9.50 | 19 | 210 | 11.05 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Jasper Johnson | Gustavus2 | 3.0 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 60 | 1.58 | 2.00 | 9.00 | 95 | 31.67 |
| Andrew Heim | Gustavus2 | 3.0 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 60 | 1.67 | 1.00 | 10.00 | 100 | 33.33 |