Halloween remake
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Halloween remake
I saw this movie... I've always been a huge Halloween fan. This movie sucked hard. They forgot to add the "scary" to it.
MILD SPOILER WARNING:
The following are some things that actually happen in the movie that ruin it:
1) Michael Myers drinks orange juice with a bendy straw. I'm not kidding.
2) Dr. Loomis talks Michael down, convincing him not to kill someone. He then tells Michael that he "did the right thing..." UGGH.
3) It's not scary AT ALL.
4) One of the great things about Michael Myers is that you never know where he is. You know he's going to jump out and scare you. In this movie, you ALWAYS know where he is because the camera is always on him.
5) He takes his mask off - even as an adult. It was always creepy that we never saw his face... Zombie ruined that, too.
6) Did I mention that it's not scary?
I was so stoked about this movie. I figured with Rob Zombie it would at least be twisted. It wasn't. It sucked. Huge let down.
MILD SPOILER WARNING:
The following are some things that actually happen in the movie that ruin it:
1) Michael Myers drinks orange juice with a bendy straw. I'm not kidding.
2) Dr. Loomis talks Michael down, convincing him not to kill someone. He then tells Michael that he "did the right thing..." UGGH.
3) It's not scary AT ALL.
4) One of the great things about Michael Myers is that you never know where he is. You know he's going to jump out and scare you. In this movie, you ALWAYS know where he is because the camera is always on him.
5) He takes his mask off - even as an adult. It was always creepy that we never saw his face... Zombie ruined that, too.
6) Did I mention that it's not scary?
I was so stoked about this movie. I figured with Rob Zombie it would at least be twisted. It wasn't. It sucked. Huge let down.
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I'm going to have to youtube this aren't I.quizbowllee wrote:No you didn't.TheCzarMan wrote:You saw his face in the first one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aua-U4GcoH4
Watch when Donald Pleasance comes in, you'll see his mask get yanked off before he gets shot.
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Excepting his career as a porn director, has Rob Zombie ever made a movie that didn't suck? I'm inclined to say no.
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You can see his lower jaw... Batman shows more face than that.TheCzarMan wrote:I'm going to have to youtube this aren't I.quizbowllee wrote:No you didn't.TheCzarMan wrote:You saw his face in the first one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aua-U4GcoH4
Watch when Donald Pleasance comes in, you'll see his mask get yanked off before he gets shot.