The ol' Nationals Cracker Barrel

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Cheynem wrote:Your post was insufficiently cracker barrel-y.
Weeeel, I've got a day to do you one.

Had that chemically induced glee last night, made a sponge for some sourdough challah.

King sleep had me in his court though, so I woke up beyond breakfast. Rush to the garden, boss man has me weeding all through lunch. Then I meet some folks to talk about those Yale New haven coalitions on police accountability. We talk well but, well, we talked so long I could make the dough till nearly supper time!

All tha time Jacob wants me to come over (an I don't blame him) but I'm of the kind doubtful of leaders pushing you out before your dough has risen.

My housemate Emma braids tha bread cuz the only thing I've braided is my beard an that didn't go over well.

It's Friday so I've turned the compost, that black muck an I'm two beers in when I get a text about a screening. I walk in just as a short about Slovenian stoners starts. There's coincidences and then there's fate folks.

I'm rambling though. The breads done and I'm running to the station. Field commander Kirk Davidoff I say, citing ol L. Cohen. Stephen, tho, sez Subcommandante Kirk-Davidoff, cuz I'm a "zap-a-yeast-a"

Folks, that's one no and many yeses.

Hope you're not regretful bout your wish Mike.

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yale student adopts rural patois as schtick, is Cool and Good, more at 11
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heterodyne wrote:yale student adopts rural patois as schtick, is Cool and Good, more at 11
My schlemihlhood is the only shtick known in my suburban patois.
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what does the cracker barrel have to say about the buzzer situation at nats
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Aaron's Rod wrote:what does the cracker barrel have to say about the buzzer situation at nats
it's bad
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if only acf hadn't fired brad's wife
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AKKOLADE wrote:if only acf hadn't fired brad's wife
we what

brad sent us cookies
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ACF: American CrackerBarrel Federation.
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grapesmoker wrote:
AKKOLADE wrote:if only acf hadn't fired brad's wife
we what

brad sent us cookies
this is one of those internet may-mays the youths like
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Granny Soberer wrote:
grapesmoker wrote:
AKKOLADE wrote:if only acf hadn't fired brad's wife
we what

brad sent us cookies
this is one of those internet may-mays the youths like
the who

a what
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grapesmoker wrote:
Aaron's Rod wrote:what does the cracker barrel have to say about the buzzer situation at nats
it's bad
I was hoping to get something stupid out of IKD, but this works too.
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Had a cold, cold Greek beer with several Chicago and Yale people. Called "Alfa." David Allan Coe said Jack Daniels was "The only friend that's never done me wrong," but I'll throw Alfa in there too. Learned about Georgian food, too, an the philosophical origins of Swamp Thing, thanks to Chicago.

Had some good times, some bad times, an' overall a day and a half.

About those buzzers Alex. I once saw a man on a trail an I thought I remembered him so I told him so an he just looked at me an said "I'm troubled!" Turns out I've never met the man in my life!

Slap bowl? "I'm troubled!"
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y'all can pretend to be southern but when y'alls done finishin' up dat tricky triangle wit tree too many pegs in it y'all gon be found out, y'hear? ain't nobody from the north can finish with one or two pegs. y'all be thinkin' y'alls smart 'n stuff, but y'all too dum. d-u-m. dum.

*we ain't never had to play no slap bowl at none o' our compytishuns
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