GRUDGE MATCH II: Ghost Ride the Grudge Match
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GRUDGE MATCH II: Ghost Ride the Grudge Match
"I DONT SPEAK FOR NAQT"
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"CLEAN, ARTICULATE, AND A NICE GUY"
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"CLEAN, ARTICULATE, AND A NICE GUY"
Evan Silberman
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World's Strongest Man in a shutout, as several people named Magnusson beat wayne gretzky with the pace car.NHL
vs.
NASCAR
Next:
Blimps that run on Aether
VS.
Russian Rivers that run on the primordial rage of Jerry Vinokurov
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DumbJaques wrote:World's Strongest Man in a shutout, as several people named Magnusson beat wayne gretzky with the pace car.NHL
vs.
NASCAR
Next:
Blimps that run on Aether
VS.
Russian Rivers that run on the primordial rage of Jerry Vinokurovs
The rivers, since Jerry's rage is insanely powerful (his rage is actually several cylinders in most car engines).
Next matchup is a tag team falls count anywhere affair
Dead Baby Jokes/ Holocaust rape jokes v. Rebecca Golden/Alma Molina
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Golden/Molina no question, as Golden would call the Holocaust and threaten to shut it down if the rape jokes didn't stop.Rothlover wrote:Next matchup is a tag team falls count anywhere affair
Dead Baby Jokes/ Holocaust rape jokes v. Rebecca Golden/Alma Molina
Next Matchup:
PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINKING IT WOULD BE OKAY TO GIVE 3 SOUTHWEST TEAMS D2 BIDS
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HEDGE FUNDS HIRING QUIZBOWLERS BASED ON ACF NATIONALS PPG
The Hedgefunders short massive quantities of Jason Loy futures, thereby allowing them to buy an Escalade housing Israel Broke My Arm, which Andrew Yaphe will pull 10 feet forward any time Oklahoma tries to get in. Leo Wolpert will drunkenly pour stuff on the Southwest giving Jerry time to whip softballs at them. Its not even a matchup, its Jewvenge for Leo Frank, motherfuckas.Kit Cloudkicker wrote:Golden/Molina no question, as Golden would call the Holocaust and threaten to shut it down if the rape jokes didn't stop.Rothlover wrote:Next matchup is a tag team falls count anywhere affair
Dead Baby Jokes/ Holocaust rape jokes v. Rebecca Golden/Alma Molina
Next Matchup:
PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINKING IT WOULD BE OKAY TO GIVE 3 SOUTHWEST TEAMS D2 BIDS
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HEDGE FUNDS HIRING QUIZBOWLERS BASED ON ACF NATIONALS PPG
Next Matchup
Saint Bernard Passes
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Those stupid wheeled shoes that were inexplicably a SCT tu
[ETC: Heelies]
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Dick Vitale's constant adulation for Durant and the barrage of unoriginal people rushing to point out that Greg Oden looks old grapple with each other in a world-rendering stalemate of sports blowhardism, enabling Noah to sneak by.DeisEvan wrote:It's the NBA Draft 3-way special!
Greg Oden
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Joakim Noah
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Kevin Durant
PRICE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MACS AND PCS
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PERFORMANCE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MACS AND PCS
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Steve Jobs weighs his options and releases a Mac that costs infinity dollars. Michael Dell tries to start charging infinity plus one dollars, but someone points out he can't do that. Performance differences are negligible, so price wins by a knockout.Matt Weiner wrote: PRICE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MACS AND PCS
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PERFORMANCE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MACS AND PCS
Next matchup:
BONUSES
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bonuses
Evan Silberman
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Variable value bonuses are just sad, but Wikipedia plagiarism allows us to learn that "some people believe the Treaty of Campoformio was signed at least a hundred years ago and appears in the following TOMMIE EATS FARTZORS episodes of Family Guy." Amusing terrible questions > boring terrible questions.cvdwightw wrote:Next:
TOSSUPS PLAGIARIZED FROM WIKIPEDIA
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VARIABLE-VALUE BONUSES
"YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME"
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"IT'S DIVISION I FOOTBALL"
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Herm Edwards quote is classic and inclusive of a lot of sports (including qb). Dan Hawkins will... eventually (I prefer, "Go play intramurals, brother" as the classic quote). But it takes more balls to respond in ridiculous fashion to the media for asking stupid questions than to answer an anonymous letter from a parent.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S BABY
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TOM-KAT'S BABY
ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S BABY
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TOM-KAT'S BABY
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To say that "good" is better than "bad" is to imply that there are objective aesthetic standards that can be applied to things. Consequently, "bad" is similarly unable to overcome "good." Everyone gets discouraged and writes angry postmodern screeds against capitalism.
Next matchup:
A HINDENBURG TRANSFORMER
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A TITANIC TRANSFORMER
Next matchup:
A HINDENBURG TRANSFORMER
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A TITANIC TRANSFORMER
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First off Carlos Delfino is badass, secondly...theMoMA wrote:The condor has a 9.5 foot wingspan. Who do you think wins this? (hint)J. J. REDICK
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AN ACTUAL CONDOR
Next matchup:
Missouri
v.
Misery
Edit: POST 69!
Missourah comes in to team up with Missouri, and the tag team is able to take our Misery with the awe-inspiring St. Louis arch (from Missouri) and the carefree tales by Mark Twain, along with a hearty glass of lemonade (both from Missourah).
Next:
69
v.
420
and/or
23 (like in the movie)
v.
666
Matt Morrison, William & Mary '10, Tour Guide &c., MA in History '12?
"All the cool people eat mangoes while they smoke blunts and do cannonballs off a trampoline into my hot tub..."
-Matt Weiner
“In beer there is strength,
In wine is wisdom,
In water is germs.”
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"All the cool people eat mangoes while they smoke blunts and do cannonballs off a trampoline into my hot tub..."
-Matt Weiner
“In beer there is strength,
In wine is wisdom,
In water is germs.”
-Unknown
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Michael Jordan beats the cast of "The Omen" to death.
NEXT:
Batman
vs.
Spiderman
NEXT:
Batman
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Spiderman
Janet Berry
[email protected]
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J. Sargeant Reynolds CC 2008, 2009, 2014
Virginia Commonwealth 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013,
Douglas Freeman 2005, 2006, 2007
[email protected]
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J. Sargeant Reynolds CC 2008, 2009, 2014
Virginia Commonwealth 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013,
Douglas Freeman 2005, 2006, 2007
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Kryptonite would be pretty useless against Spiderman, dude...DaGeneral wrote:Lee Henry comes in with a stash of kryptonite, and from there it's easy pickings for Batman.dsfcaptains2005 wrote: Batman
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Spiderman
But Batman would still win. He'd bring a big bottle of bug spray. And a big-ass fly-swatter attachment to the Batmobile.
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Rockets soar as Dirk and the Mavs are shut down in the first round (again.)DaGeneral wrote:
NEXT:
GAME 7, WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS IN THE FUTURE
DALLAS MAVERICKS (LED BY DIRK NOWITZKI)
V
HOUSTON ROCKETS (LED BY TRACY MCGRADY)
NEXT:
questions
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CBI's HS "questions"[/url]
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J. Sargeant Reynolds CC 2008, 2009, 2014
Virginia Commonwealth 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013,
Douglas Freeman 2005, 2006, 2007
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J. Sargeant Reynolds CC 2008, 2009, 2014
Virginia Commonwealth 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013,
Douglas Freeman 2005, 2006, 2007
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CBI is relegated to a single thread, whereas pops up unexpectedly everywhere, enabling his questions to engage in a devastating guerrilla war. Also, the HS questions bear a striking resemblance to their college questions, begging the question if those at CBI will ever do original work.
NEXT:
"CONSTRUCTIVE" CRITICISM
vs.
HILARIOUS TRAINWRECKS (the message board kind)
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Constructive criticism suggests that the trainwrecks try to stick to topics and hand, which leads into free speech debate, eventually leading to a flame war. Trainwrecks win again.ecks wrote:
NEXT:
"CONSTRUCTIVE" CRITICISM
vs.
HILARIOUS TRAINWRECKS (the message board kind)
NEXT:
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Myspace
Janet Berry
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J. Sargeant Reynolds CC 2008, 2009, 2014
Virginia Commonwealth 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013,
Douglas Freeman 2005, 2006, 2007
[email protected]
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J. Sargeant Reynolds CC 2008, 2009, 2014
Virginia Commonwealth 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013,
Douglas Freeman 2005, 2006, 2007
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Subway may be delicious, satisfying, and convenient, but if one is concentrating on porn, then subway isn't on one's mind. The vice-versa of that statement is not necessarily true. Victory to porn.rchschem wrote:NEXT: Jared wants to know...
SUBWAY
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PORN
JASON MUELLER'S EGO
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THE SUN
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There are more hot girls on Beauty and the Geek than there are hot guys in the UF QB reality show. So I've been told. No disrespecting the Gainesville real estate either, but the MTV Mansion beats the UF frat house.
MOON PIES
vs.
RC COLA
The consumable items, not the tournaments please.
MOON PIES
vs.
RC COLA
The consumable items, not the tournaments please.
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RC Cola was available from the vending machines at the 4-H center were my synagogue's retreats were held for many years. I can't say I've ever had a Moon Pie. RC Cola wins.E.T. Chuck wrote: MOON PIES
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RC COLA
The consumable items, not the tournaments please.
Next matchup:
"LIFE IS SHORT: GET A DIVORCE"
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"LIFE TAKES VISA"
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Jerry Seinfeld and his hilariously un-super friend Superman get too caught up commenting about how normal people don't get those torsos on the Get a Divorce billboard. Victory for divorce.BuzzerZen wrote:RC Cola was available from the vending machines at the 4-H center were my synagogue's retreats were held for many years. I can't say I've ever had a Moon Pie. RC Cola wins.E.T. Chuck wrote: MOON PIES
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RC COLA
The consumable items, not the tournaments please.
Next matchup:
"LIFE IS SHORT: GET A DIVORCE"
vs.
"LIFE TAKES VISA"
STINGRAY AWARD VOTER FRAUD
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GEORGE BUSH ELECTION FRAUD (lololol quizbowl liberal bias)
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After bleaching the bear's head blonde, teaching it to score 15 ppg at moon pie, posing it in a bikini made of bath bubbles and singing "Lady in Red" to it, McDoug finds himself with a prolapsed colon and a shitload of putrid ursine cum.chune72 wrote:After hearing one more CBI question, Aaron snaps and kills us all---the show gets cancelled, so by default the other show wins.
Next:
DOUG ROBESON
vs.
A GRIZZLY BEAR
Next battle:
Bruce Arthur
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200mph hardcore dessicated winfield scott cock
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Definitely the cock.
NEXT:
Brandeis is fucking racist
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CBI
NEXT:
Brandeis is fucking racist
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CBI
Charlie Dees, North Kansas City HS '08
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"At one TJ tournament the neg prize was the Hampshire College ultimate frisbee team (nude) calender featuring one Evan Silberman. In retrospect that could have been a disaster." - Harry White
"I won't say more because I know some of you parse everything I say." - Jeremy Gibbs
"At one TJ tournament the neg prize was the Hampshire College ultimate frisbee team (nude) calender featuring one Evan Silberman. In retrospect that could have been a disaster." - Harry White
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Since CBI can never win anything, I have to go with Brandeis. Although you would think a school with so many Jews would have been able to come up with something funnier than that comic strip or whatever it was.charlieDfromNKC wrote:Definitely the cock.
NEXT:
Brandeis is fucking racist
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CBI
NEXT:
How goddamn autistic Jason Mueller is
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How goddamn suave Paul Litvak is
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Since Jason can only win at CBI, and CBI can't win anything, Litvak wins by defaultDolemite wrote:Since CBI can never win anything, I have to go with Brandeis. Although you would think a school with so many Jews would have been able to come up with something funnier than that comic strip or whatever it was.charlieDfromNKC wrote:Definitely the cock.
NEXT:
Brandeis is fucking racist
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CBI
NEXT:
How goddamn autistic Jason Mueller is
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How goddamn suave Paul Litvak is
ROUND CXLVIII:
well written, but obscure trash
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batshit-insanely obscure academic crap
Janet Berry
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J. Sargeant Reynolds CC 2008, 2009, 2014
Virginia Commonwealth 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013,
Douglas Freeman 2005, 2006, 2007
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J. Sargeant Reynolds CC 2008, 2009, 2014
Virginia Commonwealth 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013,
Douglas Freeman 2005, 2006, 2007
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