Who wants to write some Jason Mueller slash?

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Who wants to write some Jason Mueller slash?

Post by Jeremy Gibbs Paradox » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:10 pm

Because you know, it might be the only way he gets to have sex. Ever...

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Post by Sen. Estes Kefauver (D-TN) » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:12 pm

Eww. I'm pretty sure his anatomy is similar to a Ken doll.
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Post by Jeremy Gibbs Lemma » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:15 pm

You heathens are going to hell for this !!
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Post by Jeremy Gibbs Paradox » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:16 pm

I'll add it to my list of Things I'm Going to Hell For :twisted:

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Post by Jeremy Gibbs Lemma » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:17 pm

haha .... damn bead wearer
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Post by DumbJaques » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:27 pm

FORBIDDEN. ZONE.

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Post by Jeremy Gibbs Paradox » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:33 pm

Sigh, looks like it's up to me to get it started:

THIS IS FICTION. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANYONE REAL, DEAD, OR UNREAL IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED.

"The Initiation"

Jason Mueller was on top of the world! He had long realized his dream of attending CBI Nationals and was attending it at one of the cooler host sites it had been in in awhile: The University of Southern California in Los Angeles. He felt certain he could beat all these buzzer rocks, some of whom weren't even good enough to make the top 4 in their own region, and certainly none of whom scored a whopping 100 ppg!

After registration, Jason left his teammates to go into the bathroom. When he got inside, he went slackjawed at the sight of two CBI legends: Don Reid and Tom Michael! Tom and Don gave each other a knowing look, and Tom immediately slammed the door shut locking it with the two of them still inside. Tom would wait at the door.

"What's going on?" Jason asked loudly. "Why'd he lock the door?"

"We've heard about you Jason," Reid said. "We've heard about your massive, to die for, accomplishments."

Ordinary people would have been extremely creeped out by Reid saying this, just as ordinary people should be creeped out by anything Don Reid says or does. But not Jason, who took the praise with no understanding of its underlying meaning. "Gee, thanks guys. But why did you shut the door?"

Reid smiled. "Well, as you no doubt know, CBI is a cult of geriatric gay men. And every now and then we have to convert a young one to our ways to ensure the survival of the Varsity Sport of the Mind."

Jason stared blankly at Reid. "I don't get what you're saying. And that's weird, because in high school I ..."

Reid cut him off, "Damn, you're thick. Luckily for you, so am I...down there," he said pointing.

Jason finally got it but before he could run, Reid grabbed him by the shoulders and pushed him down to his knees. Jason was about to be initiated butt good...


(To Be Continued)

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Post by Sen. Estes Kefauver (D-TN) » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:36 pm

Yeah, Chris is right.
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Before it goes, though, you should put in something about that blind chick from the CBI with the visual bonus.
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Post by Rothlover » Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:21 pm

This has hilarity potential.

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Post by AKKOLADE » Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:54 pm

My soul cringes.

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Post by Leo Wolpert » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:17 am

I can only imagine the rest of this story will take me to frowntown.

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