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If I hear another one of these damned commercials I am going to punt a dog.

The Triathlon of Violence:
Shin Kicking
Dog Punting
Kitten Stomping

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Trevkeeper wrote:Head on! Apply directly to the forehead!
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Fred this thread is pretty bad

Dolemite wrote:Fred this thread is pretty bad

Is not

Dolemite wrote:Fred this thread is pretty bad

It's not about anything else...

GO TO YOUR ROOM, AND LOCK THE DOOR
CAUSE WHEN YOU TRY IT ONCE YOU'LL WANNA TRY IT SOME MORE (TRY IT SOME MORE!)
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER AND THAT'S A FACT
IT MIGHT BE SMALL BUT IT'S A BIG IMPACT (OOOH!)

BUST A NUT!
BUST A NUT!
GRAB A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND BUST A NUT!
THEY'RE LIGHTLY TOASTED AND HARD AS WEEELLLLLLLLLLL!
ENJOY YOURSELF, WE WON'T TELL!

EVERYBODY DOES IT, THEY LIKE IT A LOT
YOU CAN DO IT AT SCHOOL JUST DON'T GET CAUGHT (DON'T GET CAUGHT!)
IT TAKES A FEW MINUTES IF YOU DON'T DELAY
TAKE YOUR TIME, MAKE IT LAST ALL DAAAAAY!

BUST A NUT!
BUST A NUT!
GRAB A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND BUST A NUT!
THEY'RE LIGHTLY TOASTED AND HARD AS WEEELLLLLLLLLLL!
ENJOY YOURSELF, WE WON'T TELL!

Corn Nuts, an intensely crunchy corn snack, comes in seven nut-busting flavors. Bust a nut at a convenience store near you.

Leo Wolpert wrote:

Dolemite wrote:Fred this thread is pretty bad

It's not about anything else...

GO TO YOUR ROOM, AND LOCK THE DOOR
CAUSE WHEN YOU TRY IT ONCE YOU'LL WANNA TRY IT SOME MORE (TRY IT SOME MORE!)
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER AND THAT'S A FACT
IT MIGHT BE SMALL BUT IT'S A BIG IMPACT (OOOH!)

BUST A NUT!
BUST A NUT!
GRAB A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND BUST A NUT!
THEY'RE LIGHTLY TOASTED AND HARD AS WEEELLLLLLLLLLL!
ENJOY YOURSELF, WE WON'T TELL!

EVERYBODY DOES IT, THEY LIKE IT A LOT
YOU CAN DO IT AT SCHOOL JUST DON'T GET CAUGHT (DON'T GET CAUGHT!)
IT TAKES A FEW MINUTES IF YOU DON'T DELAY
TAKE YOUR TIME, MAKE IT LAST ALL DAAAAAY!

BUST A NUT!
BUST A NUT!
GRAB A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND BUST A NUT!
THEY'RE LIGHTLY TOASTED AND HARD AS WEEELLLLLLLLLLL!
ENJOY YOURSELF, WE WON'T TELL!

Corn Nuts, an intensely crunchy corn snack, comes in seven nut-busting flavors. Bust a nut at a convenience store near you.

OH SHIT LEO'S HAD ONE TOO MANY WINE COOLERS LOOK OUT LADIES

EDIT: AND BOWLS OF RANCH DRESSING

EDIT: I MEAN LOOK OUT IF YOU ARE A BOWL OF RANCH DRESSING NOT THAT HE'S HAD TOO MANY BOWLS OF RANCH DRESSING BECAUSE I DON'T THINK LEO EATS BOWLS OF RANCH DRESSING.

Dolemite wrote: OH SHIT LEO'S HAD ONE TOO MANY WINE COOLERS LOOK OUT LADIES

EDIT: AND BOWLS OF RANCH DRESSING

EDIT: I MEAN LOOK OUT IF YOU ARE A BOWL OF RANCH DRESSING NOT THAT HE'S HAD TOO MANY BOWLS OF RANCH DRESSING BECAUSE I DON'T THINK LEO EATS BOWLS OF RANCH DRESSING.

I'm convinced the ranch dressing incident was a conspiracy that never happened. Tell Nath to get the photographic proof. Oh wait there is none? That's right.

I had no idea wine coolers were made out of vodka maybe I've been mistaken all these years?!?!