2008 the year of jonathan magin

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2008 the year of jonathan magin

Post by umdquizbowlfan »

hey guys, i may live in bhutan, but all the members of the wangchuk royal family have been talking about umd's national championship chances and especially about this dude jonathan magin he's going to destroy everybody and last year burst forth from his head chris ray the destroyer who shall accompany magin on his nun's priest's tale of conquest and victory i heard he scored something like 20 ppg in this naqt tournament in 2005 so watch out quizbowl player your mormon behind are about to be mountain meadowed and watch your women because he could have them any time he wants he's not just reading the master of ballantrae if you know what i mean his greatest power you don't even know he can grant rom permission to visit the inside of your head thus tormenting you to your quick and ethnically ambiguous death and he's going to win acf nationals even though it blows and the rest of his team is crap especially that buzzer gneiss charles meigs man i've got to get back to worshipping sun yat-sen, victor hugo, and chris ray in my humble mountain aboad and smuggling darjeeling tea across the indian border in my jejunum y'all understand parfait november whatever date it is jonathan magin is the awesomest quizbowl player ever and i wish angelina jolie could adopt me so i can visit your great america and see his prowess on jr tossups

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Post by Gonzagapuma1 »

now thats an awesome post.

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Post by swwFCqb »

OMG!!! 20 ppg!!! That's amazing!
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Actually I fully agree with all of that.

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I like how the only other person to post from this IP is actually Jonathan Magin.

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Post by Mike Bentley »

All I can say is I just got someone's hopes up a lot.
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Post by BuzzerZen »

lol @ drunk post?
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Post by Sen. Estes Kefauver (D-TN) »

I hope so. Either way, this is also the shit the internet is made for.
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Post by Sen. Estes Kefauver (D-TN) »

I also should point out the flaw in your statements about UMD - I, Charles Dees, am winning every fucking college tournament for the next 50 years. Andrew Yaphe will just have to cry himself to sleep after I 0 him at the next Chicago Open.
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Deesy Does It wrote:I also should point out the flaw in your statements about UMD - I, Charles Dees, am winning every fucking high school tournament for the next 50 years. My English teacher will just have to cry himself to sleep after I 0 him at the next midterm.
Fixed.
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Post by cvdwightw »

Is this in the wrong forum, or just a thinly veiled announcement of NAQT SCT Indian Subcontinent?

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cvdwightw wrote:Is this in the wrong forum
Not anymore.
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Stop abusing your power Silberman put this in college discussion.

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Post by grapesmoker »

The Mormons were on the perpetuating, rather than the receiving, end of Mountain Meadows. Some quizbowl fan you are.
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grapesmoker wrote:The Mormons were on the perpetuating, rather than the receiving, end of Mountain Meadows. Some quizbowl fan you are.
Did you just look that up Jerry
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ToStrikeInfinitely wrote:
grapesmoker wrote:The Mormons were on the perpetuating, rather than the receiving, end of Mountain Meadows. Some quizbowl fan you are.
Did you just look that up Jerry
why would I need to do that?
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grapesmoker wrote:
ToStrikeInfinitely wrote:
grapesmoker wrote:The Mormons were on the perpetuating, rather than the receiving, end of Mountain Meadows. Some quizbowl fan you are.
Did you just look that up Jerry
why would I need to do that?
I didn't realize you had deep mormon knowledge
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Post by Mr. Kwalter »

No, he just has deep Jon Voight knowledge http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473700/
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Dolemite wrote:I like how the only other person to post from this IP is actually Jonathan Magin.
Dammit Fred stop sending out your chicken minions to rape people's computers and hack accounts.
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Zip Zap Rap Pants wrote:
Dolemite wrote:I like how the only other person to post from this IP is actually Jonathan Magin.
Dammit Fred stop sending out your chicken minions to rape people's computers and hack accounts.
It can't be prevented. That's nature's way.
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Post by Mike Bentley »

hay guys i was just on google books and it told me to read this classic:

http://books.google.com/books?id=qBDBCG ... hpclassics
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