And that is why it's moved.dsfcaptains2005 wrote:This is starting to border on AHAN Jr. territory, and may be the best trainwreck ever too.charlieDfromNKC wrote:Greatest thread ever.
Also, Deadpool = AHAN Jr.
What wondrous elixir is this, for truly it must be a potion of great power!Leo Wolpert wrote:Oh, also, this movie was lame. Hella lame. Luckily, a certain magic substance from British Columbia turned the moments where I ordinarily would have groaned (Spidey leaping in front of the flag, Tobey Maguire's attempt at showing emotion using 'facial expressions', the part where Aunt Whats-her-name goes into a long-ass speech lifted directly from a DeBeers commercial about Uncle Ben's ring, and myriad others) into moments where I succumbed to 10-minute fits of uncontrollable laughter.
You're on my list now. That's all I have to say.The Doctor wrote:OK. Let's get one thing straight here: Batman is not. Straight, that is. You are basing his leetness on the fact that he is rich enough to pay people to think he's straight. While there is nothing wrong with being gay, there is something wrong with lying. Do you want to depend on a superhero who lies about who he is? Who's not even strong enough to come out of the closet? Sorry, Lee. Nothing against you, but you can't dispute scientific fact.
Another thing you all seem to have forgotten: BATMAN HAS NO POWERS. His "superstrengths" are based entirely on Daddy's fortune and the guys in the lab.
The long and short of it is this: Batman=bodybuilding pansy-ass moron trying not to cry about his parents' death. Spiderman=genuinely intelligent college student with real powers and a girlfriend.
Spiderman would kill Batman in a SchoBowl match.
Extrapolating what Lee said, Wayne would just pay off TJ's A team to play for him, and that would count as a win for Batman ..... that and the fact that Spiderman would have to play solo because he has no real friends to speak of that could help him in this match (maybe MJ could do TRASH, I dunno).The Doctor wrote: Spiderman would kill Batman in a SchoBowl match.
Don't even make me get started on you again, Tom. I already made you cry once!Tegan wrote:Extrapolating what Lee said, Wayne would just pay off TJ's A team to play for him, and that would count as a win for Batman ..... that and the fact that Spiderman would have to play solo because he has no real friends to speak of that could help him in this match (maybe MJ could do TRASH, I dunno).The Doctor wrote: Spiderman would kill Batman in a SchoBowl match.
Of course, they could always go play on a bunch of CB questions ..... and I am sure that a number of questions on "passtimes of the rich", "famous bats", and "Gotham's msot wanted" would all come up as categories ......
Actually, Dan Wright is Batman.quizbowllee wrote:Batman would own on quiz bowl. He wouldn't need any help. He would own us all. He wouldn't have to "cheat" like he did against Superman to school any superhero in quiz bowl. Also, he would school TJ A 2005.
well, that explains everything!BuzzerZen wrote:Actually, Dan Wright is Batman.quizbowllee wrote:Batman would own on quiz bowl. He wouldn't need any help. He would own us all. He wouldn't have to "cheat" like he did against Superman to school any superhero in quiz bowl. Also, he would school TJ A 2005.
Song for AHAN Jr. : the Musical (Please don't kill me, but it's not like this thread could get any worse)Kit Cloudkicker wrote:Where can I sign up?leftsaidfred wrote:"AHAN Jr. : the Musical"
Assume for a moment that Batman is gay (which he is NOT). You know that he would ALWAYS be the butch. Can we at least agree on that, Tegan?Tegan wrote:Nothing but homophobes and support for misogynist trillionaires supporting the military-industrial complex .... what's next, a post about that whole Brokeback Mountain controversey in Chicago??
Can someone tell me what kind of a world it is we live in, when a MAN ... dressed up as a BAT steals all of Spiderman's press?
This thread needs an enema!
I have a wonderful proof ... IN MY PANTS!StPickrell wrote:I have a wonderful proof ... IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH!