GRUDGE MATCH II: Ghost Ride the Grudge Match

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The murder mystery games win because there might be some actual murdering in the reality show, which would not be good to the quizbowl world.

next:

naming January after yourself

vs.

changing the term of government from four years to eight years through various loopholes, and then fixing the election subsequent to term limits so that your daughter will win
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quantumfootball wrote:The murder mystery games win because there might be some actual murdering in the reality show, which would not be good to the quizbowl world.

next:

naming January after yourself

vs.

changing the term of government from four years to eight years through various loopholes, and then fixing the election subsequent to term limits so that your daughter will win
January, as that is an hubristic measure of unintentional comedy. The second is just petty corruption.

NEXT:

Rap

vs

REAL Music
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quantumfootball wrote:The murder mystery games win because there might be some actual murdering in the reality show, which would not be good to the quizbowl world.

next:

naming January after yourself

vs.

changing the term of government from four years to eight years through various loopholes, and then fixing the election subsequent to term limits so that your daughter will win
January, as that is an hubristic measure of unintentional comedy. The second is just petty corruption.

NEXT:

Slipknot

vs

Actually talented musical preformers
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dsfcaptains2005 wrote:January, as that is an hubristic measure of unintentional comedy. The second is just petty corruption.

NEXT:

Slipknot

vs

Actually talented musical preformers
Slipknot uses a time machine to cull their fan base from 2001 and sends the blundering masses to trample on the small where x = actually talented musical performers.

NEXT:

DOUBLE POSTING

vs

the apocalypse
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ecks wrote:
dsfcaptains2005 wrote:January, as that is an hubristic measure of unintentional comedy. The second is just petty corruption.

NEXT:

Slipknot

vs

Actually talented musical preformers
Slipknot uses a time machine to cull their fan base from 2001 and sends the blundering masses to trample on the small where x = actually talented musical performers.

NEXT:

DOUBLE POSTING

vs

the apocalypse
My inability to use the "edit" button brings about the apocalypse, and it and double posting fight each other to a near draw. Double post gets the win however, as it is not a concrete noun and therefore cannot be defeated or vanquished. (see: Terror)

NEXT:

veiled yet obvious references to other occurances on the board

vs.

openly ridiculing prominent occurances
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dsfcaptains2005 wrote: NEXT:

veiled yet obvious references to other occurances on the board

vs.

openly ridiculing prominent occurances
The open ridicule wins easily, as it provides for more of the most memorable posts.

NEXT - FATAL 4-WAY:

banana

vs.

goat

vs.

tennis ball

vs.

Matt Weiner
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Matt Weiner owns all.

Next:

Charlie Steinhice

vs.

Good quizbowl
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charlieDfromNKC wrote:Matt Weiner owns all.

Next:

Charlie Steinhice

vs.

Good quizbowl
Charlie wins. Even if the college tournaments don't meet the standards of some, he keeps good high school quizbowl alive within reasonable driving distance of an area where it is normally impossible to find (North Alabama).

Good College Quiz Bowl

vs.

Good High School Quiz Bowl
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quizbowllee wrote:Good College Quiz Bowl

vs.

Good High School Quiz Bowl
The opposite of good college quiz bowl is CBI, and the opposite of good high school quiz bowl is some unholy combination of Chip Beall and the Florida state format that Panasonic uses. Given what I've played of those, the gap of quality between the best and worst of either age classification is much greater in high school quiz bowl. Thus, hsqb wins. I mean, what's the URL of this website, anyhow?

S. R. SIDARTH

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THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
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laszlow wrote:
S. R. SIDARTH

VS.

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
The Republicans bring out the clone army that's been hiding in a small town in the Bible Belt since Reagan's first inauguration. They proceed to march all over S.R. SIDARTH. However, just when it looks like all is lost, one of them screws up and uses a racist word. Their campaign is stopped in its tracks due to the media blitz surrounding the event.

Next:

Rommel

vs.

Lysander (the general, not Hermia's lover)
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Lysander rolls right over Rommel's Nazi ass with hardcore Greek pots.

NEXT:

Solitaire

VS.

Minesweeper.
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charlieDfromNKC wrote: NEXT:

Solitaire

VS.

Minesweeper.
Solitaire.

Live and Let Die was great.

NEXT:

NewsRadio

vs.

30 Rock
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rchschem wrote:
charlieDfromNKC wrote: NEXT:

Solitaire

VS.

Minesweeper.
Solitaire.

Live and Let Die was great.

NEXT:

NewsRadio

vs.

30 Rock
Alec Baldwin calls Andy Dick a pig, sending him back on the wagon (as if he was ever off) and completley derailing the series. Phil Hartman turns in his grave. Victory to 30 Rock.

NEXT:

Paris Hilton's Jail Sentence

VS.

Joe Francis's Jail Sentence
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ikillkenny wrote:
NEXT:

Paris Hilton's Jail Sentence

VS.

Joe Francis's Jail Sentence
Paris Hilton wins because she had a cool dog at one time. Joe Francis doesn't like dogs. He won't let them pose for him.



Smut

vs.

Porn
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Smut [two three four one]
Give me smut and nothing but [two three four one]
A dirty novel I can't shut [two three]
If it's uncut [two three]
And unsubt- [two three four]
Tle

NEXT MATCHUP:

PAUL WOLFOWITZ RESIGNING

vs.

AARON BURR TRYING TO FOUND HIS OWN COUNTRY
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NEXT MATCHUP:

PAUL WOLFOWITZ RESIGNING

vs.

AARON BURR TRYING TO FOUND HIS OWN COUNTRY
Aaron Burr is still one of the coolest cats ever to exist. He'd shoot Wolfowitz and win in a duel.

NEXT MATCHUP:

COMIC BOOKS

vs.

GRAPHIC NOVELS
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"At one TJ tournament the neg prize was the Hampshire College ultimate frisbee team (nude) calender featuring one Evan Silberman. In retrospect that could have been a disaster." - Harry White
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charlieDfromNKC wrote:
NEXT MATCHUP:

PAUL WOLFOWITZ RESIGNING

vs.

AARON BURR TRYING TO FOUND HIS OWN COUNTRY
Aaron Burr is still one of the coolest cats ever to exist. He'd shoot Wolfowitz and win in a duel.

NEXT MATCHUP:

COMIC BOOKS

vs.

GRAPHIC NOVELS
Graphic novels win, because size is everything.


Home Depot

vs.

Lowe's
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quizbowllee wrote:Home Depot

vs.

Lowe's
Home Depot sponsors athletes, so HD all the way baby.

NEXT-

IT'S GOIN DOWN by Yung Joc

VS.

EVERY OTHER SINGLE THAT USES IT'S BASS RHYTHM
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charlieDfromNKC wrote:
NEXT-

IT'S GOIN DOWN by Yung Joc

VS.

EVERY OTHER SINGLE THAT USES IT'S BASS RHYTHM
This sort of thing is prolific in rap and has been for years. Rip-offs in a thrashing.

NEXT:

RAP IN QUIZBOWL

vs.

ALL OTHER MUSIC IN QUIZBOWL
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DaGeneral wrote:
charlieDfromNKC wrote:
NEXT-

IT'S GOIN DOWN by Yung Joc

VS.

EVERY OTHER SINGLE THAT USES IT'S BASS RHYTHM
This sort of thing is prolific in rap and has been for years. Rip-offs in a thrashing.

NEXT:

RAP IN QUIZBOWL

vs.

ALL OTHER MUSIC IN QUIZBOWL
All other music wins in a landslide due to the possibly unexpected 16-ton anvil of classical music dropped "upside" rap's head.

NEXT:

GOOGLE MAPS

vs.

MAPQUEST
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styxman wrote:GOOGLE MAPS

vs.

MAPQUEST
Google Maps instructed teams attending the VCU high school tournament to drive through the library, while Mapquest instructed me to make a left turn through a concrete barrier while driving to a tournament at Princeton. Libraries are better than the pointless median barriers in New Jersey, so Mapquest wins.

BRUSHING YOUR TEETH

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USING DEODORANT
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Matt Weiner wrote:
styxman wrote:GOOGLE MAPS

vs.

MAPQUEST
Google Maps instructed teams attending the VCU high school tournament to drive through the library, while Mapquest instructed me to make a left turn through a concrete barrier while driving to a tournament at Princeton. Libraries are better than the pointless median barriers in New Jersey, so Mapquest wins.

BRUSHING YOUR TEETH

v

USING DEODORANT
In a close battle to the death, the deodorant only camp attempts to finish it with a bite to the brushing only's jugular. A vicious cavity suddenly leaves them wallowing in pain. Brushing camp then pokes their eyes out with toothbrushes. A stinky win for the teeth brushers.

STARCRAFT II

v

ALL OTHER VIDEOGAMES EVER CREATED
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ikillkenny wrote:STARCRAFT II

v

ALL OTHER VIDEOGAMES EVER CREATED
Every other video game ever created doesn't have Zergling rushes suddenly turn into a fleet of rolling acid bombs or that black hole thing. And the hype machine that Starcraft 2 is creating after just two days is making every other video game ever created quite jealous. SC 2 ftw. GG.

LISTENING TO EVERY INSANE CLOWN POSSE SONG EVER MADE

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CHINESE WATER TORTURE
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laszlow wrote:LISTENING TO EVERY INSANE CLOWN POSSE SONG EVER MADE

VS.

CHINESE WATER TORTURE
Arkham Asylum patients perform Chinese Water Torture on their record player, then their tape player, then their CD player, then their MP3 player, thus allowing them to escape listening to the entire oeuvre of Insane Clown Posse. Chinese Water Torture wins by default.

Next, we have a special two-on-two matchup:

THAT SQUIRREL THAT JUMPED INTO MY THIRD-FLOOR DOOR ROOM THAT ONE TIME and THAT SQUIRREL THAT URINATED ON MY FRIEND THAT ONE TIME

VS.

THE SILVER SNAKES
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I can attest to the awesomeness of Legends of the Hidden temple, of course, but not to the ability of the Silver Snakes to fight off nature's deadliest killer. The adolescent game-show participants go down in a flurry of biting, urinating, and general scariness.

Next matchup:

VLADIMIR AND ESTRAGON

vs.

ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN
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Ros and Guil hide in barrels to avoid pirates while Vladimir and Estragon do not move. Although they are more courageous, Estragon sounds entirely too much like Estrogen.

Tie.

EVAN SILBERMAN

vs.

DR BALTAR
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Baltar only sees one person that isn't really there. Evan's many helpful voices grant him victory.

Next:

ANDREW YAPHE PLAYING FEDERER AT TENNIS

VS.

ME PLAYING SCIENCE DOUBLES AT CO
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DumbJaques wrote:Baltar only sees one person that isn't really there. Evan's many helpful voices grant him victory.

Next:

ANDREW YAPHE PLAYING FEDERER AT TENNIS

VS.

ME PLAYING SCIENCE DOUBLES AT CO
Is it on clay?
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When Chris Ray negs with Coriolis Force for Clouds, Roger Federer drops dead. Yaphe still loses to the dead Federer. A win for Chris Ray.

ROCK

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PAPER

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SCISSORS
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iambusyeating wrote:When Chris Ray negs with Coriolis Force for Clouds, Roger Federer drops dead. Yaphe still loses to the dead Federer. A win for Chris Ray.

ROCK

vs

PAPER

vs

SCISSORS
Rock beats scissors

Scissors beats paper

Paper beats rock.

The 3-way circle of death is broken by points per game. Rock wins. There's a lot of it around... like, in the crust and mantle and stuff. And in museums.


Heath Ledger Joker

vs.

Jack Nicholson Joker
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iambusyeating wrote:When Chris Ray negs with Coriolis Force for Clouds, Roger Federer drops dead. Yaphe still loses to the dead Federer. A win for Chris Ray.
You didn't wait to hear if it was on clay?!? If it was, Yaphe in straight sets. Everyone knows Federer can't win on cla--
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quizbowllee wrote: Heath Ledger Joker

vs.

Jack Nicholson Joker
Jack Nicholson Joker had that freaky-upturned-lips thing going on. But Heath Ledger Joker apparently eats live kittens. Heath Ledger Joker eats Jack Nicholson Joker's hands off.

Next matchup:

ME EXPLAINING THAT HAMPSHIRE COLLEGE IS IN MASSACHUSETTS

vs.

MY FRIEND EXPLAINING THAT CORNELL COLLEGE IS IN IOWA
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BuzzerZen wrote:
quizbowllee wrote: Heath Ledger Joker

vs.

Jack Nicholson Joker
Jack Nicholson Joker had that freaky-upturned-lips thing going on. But Heath Ledger Joker apparently eats live kittens. Heath Ledger Joker eats Jack Nicholson Joker's hands off.

Next matchup:

ME EXPLAINING THAT HAMPSHIRE COLLEGE IS IN MASSACHUSETTS

vs.

MY FRIEND EXPLAINING THAT CORNELL COLLEGE IS IN IOWA
The Hampshire bit wins because, coming from a high school that inexplicably sends about a half-dozen to Cornell (IA) every couple years, it's a boring, boring explanation for Cornell.

NEXT:

MODEST MOUSE's WE WERE DEAD BEFORE THE SHIP EVEN SANK

vs.

WILCO's SKY BLUE SKY

vs.

THE BEATLES' BEATLES FOR SALE

vs.

RELIENT K's FIVE SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO
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styxman wrote:MODEST MOUSE's WE WERE DEAD BEFORE THE SHIP EVEN SANK

vs.

WILCO's SKY BLUE SKY

vs.

THE BEATLES' BEATLES FOR SALE

vs.

RELIENT K's FIVE SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO
NAQT ICT 2006's music subdistribution comes through and clotheslines all four participants in a clean sweep. Matt Morrison's latest rap album then crushes the ICT music subdistribution. It's unclear whether there's a winner, but if there is, it's the Morrison rap album.

Next:

THE GEOGRAPHICALLY-CHALLENGED LOS ANGELES ANGELS OF ANAHEIM

VS.

THE IDENTITY-CHALLENGED DUCKS OF ANAHEIM, WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DROPPED "MIGHTY" FROM THEIR NAME
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cvdwightw wrote:Next:

THE GEOGRAPHICALLY-CHALLENGED LOS ANGELES ANGELS OF ANAHEIM

VS.

THE IDENTITY-CHALLENGED DUCKS OF ANAHEIM, WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DROPPED "MIGHTY" FROM THEIR NAME
The animated characters of the bastard child of the Mighty Ducks films and Darkwing Duck reunite and use whatever super-powers it was they had to destroy the Angels, who only have that irritating movie with Danny Glover and Christopher Lloyd going for them.

next matchup:

PANASONIC APOLOGISTS

vs.

:chip: APOLOGISTS
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PANASONIC APOLOGISTS

vs.

:chip: APOLOGISTS
This mirrors Pat's argument about CBI: :chip: can never win anything, ever.

Next:

PUFF DADDY

vs.

P. DIDDY

vs.

DIDDY
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charlieDfromNKC wrote:
PANASONIC APOLOGISTS

vs.

:chip: APOLOGISTS
This mirrors Pat's argument about CBI: :chip: can never win anything, ever.

Next:

PUFF DADDY

vs.

P. DIDDY

vs.

DIDDY
Ma$e comes back from preaching about Jesus or whatever the hell he's been doing for the last decade and kills all three in a slow, uninteresting manner.

Next:


NAQT expanding their team cap 53 times only to end up creating a logistical abortion

vs.

ASCN being so incredibly terrible that they just decide to stop running it altogether.
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Dolemite wrote:NAQT expanding their team cap 53 times only to end up creating a logistical abortion

vs.

ASCN being so incredibly terrible that they just decide to stop running it altogether.
Despite forfeiting all their credibility by literally taking the money and running, ASCN makes the 32-team playoffs that contains only 28 teams and predictably has the life squeezed out of it by NAQT's ever-growing expansions in round 1.

Next, it's the anti-American Idol battle:

WILLIAM HUNG

vs.

WESLEY WILLIS
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Post by Sen. Estes Kefauver (D-TN) »

Sanjaya won.

Next:

YOUR MOM JOKES

vs.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
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charlieDfromNKC wrote: Next:

YOUR MOM JOKES

vs.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
If Wilmer Valderrama is given the attempt to gain 'street cred' by using it, it's dead. 'That's what she said' for the win.

NEXT:

DIEGO MARADONA'S 'HAND OF GOD'

VS.

FILIPPO INZAGHI'S 'ARM OF THE POPE'
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charlieDfromNKC wrote:Sanjaya won.
THE RIGHT ANSWER IS WESLEY WILLIS
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DaGeneral wrote: NEXT:

DIEGO MARADONA'S 'HAND OF GOD'

VS.

FILIPPO INZAGHI'S 'ARM OF THE POPE'
Hand of God because God >>> Pope, I hear.

NEXT:

ORAN JUICE JONES

VS.

JUICE NEWTON

VS.

JEWS
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Juice Newton belongs to The Tribe, and working together they are able to defeat Oran Juice in what eventually comes to be known as the Six Second War.

NAQT

VS.

PACE
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ReinsteinD wrote: NAQT

VS.

PACE
Until NAQT makes its own salsa, PACE wins.

Next:

Brisco County, Jr.

VS.

Jim West
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Plus we (PACE) have our own car, our own university, and our own general (Peter Pace)! :razz: :cool:
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rchschem wrote:Next:

Brisco County, Jr.

VS.

Jim West
Brisco County Jr. only lasted a season ...... Jim West wins by a spider leg.


Spiderman 3

vs.

Batman & Robin

vs.

Superman IV : The Quest for Peace
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*meekly*

I like Spiderman.
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Tegan wrote:
rchschem wrote:Next:

Brisco County, Jr.

VS.

Jim West
Brisco County Jr. only lasted a season ...... Jim West wins by a spider leg.


Spiderman 3

vs.

Batman & Robin

vs.

Superman IV : The Quest for Peace
Jesus! How BAD is Spiderman 3? I haven't seen it yet. It must suck to be put in that pantheon of superhero crap.
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Rotten Tomatoes rating for Spiderman 3 is 61%, with expert picks at 45%. Not great, but it beats Shrek 3. For the record, Superman 4 is 11%. Batman & Robin is 12%.

Yeah, it's no contest for Spiderman, though not as annoying as the Spiderman fan commercials for Cox Cable locally.

For most annoying animated movie character:

DONKEY

vs.

JAR-JAR BINKS
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Post by No Sollositing On Premise »

E.T. Chuck wrote:For most annoying animated movie character:

DONKEY

vs.

JAR-JAR BINKS
Neither of those two are a quarter as annoying as the dog and baby from Son of the Mask or Scrappy Doo in any of his film incarnations. But lessee... Jar-Jar Binks inadvertently began the sequence of events that handed over the Republic to Palpatine, and Donkey is Eddie fuckin' Murphy. Victory to Donkey.

Pirates vs. Ninjas has been done to death, so let's use an alternative.

VIKINGS

vs.

LUMBERJACKS
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