Quite Possibly One of the FUNNIEST Things I Have Seen EVER
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Quite Possibly One of the FUNNIEST Things I Have Seen EVER
Well it's actually two things. One is this with the accompanying description:
http://www.amazon.com/Titanic-Second-Vo ... 480&sr=1-1
The second is the letter he sent our general books manager wanting to know if we'd carry it in the store. Among other things, he lists the book as "Starring" various characters, as if they were actors. If I can get my hands on a copy of it, I'll share it here.
http://www.amazon.com/Titanic-Second-Vo ... 480&sr=1-1
The second is the letter he sent our general books manager wanting to know if we'd carry it in the store. Among other things, he lists the book as "Starring" various characters, as if they were actors. If I can get my hands on a copy of it, I'll share it here.
Thats some good stuff.Book Description
It's a race against time. Since the first Titanic had sailed the North Atlantic back in April 14,th 1912. Since then, people all over the world love talking about the beautiful Ocean liner the Titanic. They talk about how beauiful the Vessel was. Scientists would explore the ship that is laying on the Ocean floor of the Atlantic. Scientists had brought back items that lived in the sea for many years. Scientists had even brought back a part of the ship, but what about the ship itself? Scientists would say, it is very impossible to bring s ship that size back to the surface. But could they rebuild a ship that size again and make it look like the real Titanic? The tax payers would say, no, no way because it would cost them to much money, and it may hit another Iceberg and sink again. No one really talks about rebuilding the Titanic. Since the Titanic is gone it is just a memory or is it? In this story it had been done. The Titanic has been reborn. The race continues on.
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If you click on the author's name, you can find his other major work: The Long Orange Rides Again, A Comedy Western.
"This is a story about two ladies, Sharon Steven and Lemon Drop who teamed up to become outlaws. They would steal money, gold and silver from anyone and even steal from a dog or cat. It is a comedy in which two ladies go about it in a funny way and how they would steal, fight and the way they would fall in love and the way they won the West. The funniest part about this story is why they call themselves the long orange rides again."
"This is a story about two ladies, Sharon Steven and Lemon Drop who teamed up to become outlaws. They would steal money, gold and silver from anyone and even steal from a dog or cat. It is a comedy in which two ladies go about it in a funny way and how they would steal, fight and the way they would fall in love and the way they won the West. The funniest part about this story is why they call themselves the long orange rides again."
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I was expecting this to be not as bad as the "WWE fights the terrorists!" book. I am now officially torn.amazon.com wrote: It's a race against time. Since the first Titanic had sailed the North Atlantic back in April 14,th 1912. Since then, people all over the world love talking about the beautiful Ocean liner the Titanic. They talk about how beauiful the Vessel was. Scientists would explore the ship that is laying on the Ocean floor of the Atlantic. Scientists had brought back items that lived in the sea for many years. Scientists had even brought back a part of the ship, but what about the ship itself? Scientists would say, it is very impossible to bring s ship that size back to the surface. But could they rebuild a ship that size again and make it look like the real Titanic? The tax payers would say, no, no way because it would cost them to much money, and it may hit another Iceberg and sink again. No one really talks about rebuilding the Titanic. Since the Titanic is gone it is just a memory or is it? In this story it had been done. The Titanic has been reborn. The race continues on.
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OH SNAP!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/cdp/member-r ... 1OC4FJZ5LE
Third review on the page I think gives you why there are 25 used copies of this thing.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/cdp/member-r ... 1OC4FJZ5LE
Third review on the page I think gives you why there are 25 used copies of this thing.
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Book just went from zero to hero!I am very sorry to have wasted my money on this book - which also incidently contains another short story about a crashed nuclear satellite spreading toxic waste through a cemetary - causing various tombstone angels/ gargoyles / monsters- whatever- to come to life and proceed to murder the local population.
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Say! I could write a book about the evils of slaughtering teams in middle school scholastic bowl and publish it with these, ahem, OTHER important tomes!
Keep up the good work, David. Those previews were real winners!
Keep up the good work, David. Those previews were real winners!
Jeff Price
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Barrington Station Middle School Coach (2013 MSNCT Champions, 2013 & 2017 Illinois Class AA State Champions)
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Barrington Station Middle School Coach (2013 MSNCT Champions, 2013 & 2017 Illinois Class AA State Champions)
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I am religiously endowed.
As near as I can tell, this is the general gist of The Broken Code:
-God and Religion don't ever mix
-Scientists ate truth
-This book will stop the world?????
-It is a bazaar story
-Are you ready tooooo jump to light speed?
-Frank's priest was jacking Frank's wife (and, ostensibly, still is)
-We are in an intergalactic war?
-Evil has stealth capability
-This book is a time machine
-Dante = arsonist
-Jesus founded ABBA
As near as I can tell, this is the general gist of The Broken Code:
-God and Religion don't ever mix
-Scientists ate truth
-This book will stop the world?????
-It is a bazaar story
-Are you ready tooooo jump to light speed?
-Frank's priest was jacking Frank's wife (and, ostensibly, still is)
-We are in an intergalactic war?
-Evil has stealth capability
-This book is a time machine
-Dante = arsonist
-Jesus founded ABBA
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You are educated stupid, indoctrinated evil,DumbJaques wrote:I am religiously endowed.
As near as I can tell, this is the general gist of The Broken Code:
-God and Religion don't ever mix
-Scientists ate truth
-This book will stop the world?????
-It is a bazaar story
-Are you ready tooooo jump to light speed?
-Frank's priest was jacking Frank's wife (and, ostensibly, still is)
-We are in an intergalactic war?
-Evil has stealth capability
-This book is a time machine
-Dante = arsonist
-Jesus founded ABBA
and can't even acknowledge that a mother
and baby are the same age - on opposite
corners of a Cubic Creation Principle - for
Truth in Opposites contradict a god entity.
Evil educators suppressCubic Creation and
preach evil singularity to dumb students -
dispossessing students of ratiocinate mind.
WORD students serve Nature best if dead.
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yea ok jerkdick the only thing you have in common with the titanic is that leo dicaprio was on you like all the time cause you a gayWordUpThome wrote:THIS FINE STORY REMINDS ME OF THE COLUMNISTS WHO DOUBTED I COULD RISE ABOVE MY 2005 SEASON
AS THEY WERE BOTH RAISED FROM THE BOTTOM AND ONCE AGAIN SHOCKED THE WORLD JIM THOME IS MUCH LIKE THE MAGNIFICIENT SHIP THE TITA
TITANTIC
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There is a good case to be made for Soviet-style censorship from this. I think it should be legal to beat these people to death with their own products.
Also, hello new signature...
Also, hello new signature...
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presently: John Jay College Economics
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ex-LJHS, ex-Berkeley, ex-Brown, sorta-ex-CMU
presently: John Jay College Economics
code ape, loud voice, general nuissance
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