The Worst Christmas Song Ain't What You Think
The Worst Christmas Song Ain't What You Think
It's not Christmas Shoes, it's not Wonderful Christmas Time, it sure isn't Little Drummer Boy. It's this masterpiece.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DguvASL ... e=youtu.be
I considered putting this up as a mini-tournament, but you all would probably go with the brand name bad songs. And you'd be wrong. This is a ridiculously maudlin song with the worst story I've ever heard in a "story song" in my entire life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DguvASL ... e=youtu.be
I considered putting this up as a mini-tournament, but you all would probably go with the brand name bad songs. And you'd be wrong. This is a ridiculously maudlin song with the worst story I've ever heard in a "story song" in my entire life.
Fred Morlan
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Re: The Worst Christmas Song Ain't What You Think
I think that you've dredged up what is the worst, as well as the most morbid, Christmas song that I've ever heard in my life. I don't even think "Dominick the Donkey" tops this one.
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Re: The Worst Christmas Song Ain't What You Think
My second favorite part of this song is when the music abruptly cuts to a different Christmas song and then cuts out entirely and there is nothing but beeping, which happens twice.
My favorite part is roughly 4:16 into the recording, when it's over.
My favorite part is roughly 4:16 into the recording, when it's over.
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1 min in: This isn't THAT bad, I guess… Somewhat stupid…
1:30 in: ??????????????
2 mins in: I refuse to listen to this anymore
1:30 in: ??????????????
2 mins in: I refuse to listen to this anymore
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Re: The Worst Christmas Song Ain't What You Think
I'm sure the song is awful (I haven't listened to it yet), but is it really culturally salient enough to even be considered? It doesn't even have its own Wikipedia article (though the album its on, which is titled after the song, does).
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That!Was!Horrible!
To Mr. Morlan- How did you find this "gem" of a "Christmas standard?"
To the three people who voted no- How do you even begin to justify such a vote!?!?!?!?!??!
To Mr. Morlan- How did you find this "gem" of a "Christmas standard?"
To the three people who voted no- How do you even begin to justify such a vote!?!?!?!?!??!
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Please Daddy Don't get drunk this Christmas
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Re: The Worst Christmas Song Ain't What You Think
What's wrong with you people? Christmas Shoes is way worse than this--this thing even has a happy ending!
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Re: The Worst Christmas Song Ain't What You Think
Wikipedia's got some work to do, is all I'm saying.Skepticism and Animal Feed wrote:I'm sure the song is awful (I haven't listened to it yet), but is it really culturally salient enough to even be considered? It doesn't even have its own Wikipedia article (though the album its on, which is titled after the song, does).
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Re: The Worst Christmas Song Ain't What You Think
My life has been culturally enriched by getting exposed to this bad song.
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Re: The Worst Christmas Song Ain't What You Think
I am pretty sure Christmas Shoes is also a bad movie with Rob Lowe (I think it may be based on the song, but not a 100% on that one)
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Re: The Worst Christmas Song Ain't What You Think
It is based on the song.Jewish Pugilist wrote:I am pretty sure Christmas Shoes is also a bad movie with Rob Lowe (I think it may be based on the song, but not a 100% on that one)
Fred Morlan
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Re: The Worst Christmas Song Ain't What You Think
Oh, c'mon. Everyone knows that the worst Christmas song is the oxymoronically titled Best Christmas Song Ever ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFLaUL8NG9Y ). Watch at your own risk.
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Re: The Worst Christmas Song Ain't What You Think
Okay, but have you guys even heard Owl City's Christmas song this year? Especially the second verse?
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Re: The Worst Christmas Song Ain't What You Think
I somehow managed to live 25 years unaware of Wonderful Christmastime's existence.
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